Date: March 16th, 2010 Category: David Beckham

GAME OVER FOR BECKHAM’S FOOTBALL CAREER?

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Pay attention folks, this might be the last semi-hot picture of David Beckham you ever see.

His world cup dreams were dashed after he ruptured his achilles tendon in the final minutes of AC Milan’s 1-0 win over Chievo Verona on Sunday. He was on his second loan to the Italian club from Major League Soccer’s Lox Angeles Galaxy.

Although he headed straight over to Finland for specialist surgery it’s expected that he’ll be out of action for at least 6 months – the last thing a 34 year old midfielder wants to hear.

So what next for Beckham – back to pretending to play for Mickey Mouse club LA Galaxy? We doubt even they’d want him back, particularly after the disrespectful way he’s treated the club and its fans by snubbing them to play for AC Milan at every opportunity.

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Sounds to us like his career is heading over a cliff - and judging by this close up, his pretty boy looks aren’t far behind it. Let’s see how long it takes for Posh to start auditioning upgrades…

Date: March 16th, 2010 Category: Lady Gaga

 

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Is it just us or is this the best music video in about 20 years? Even if the scary prison scenes do freak us out a little…

Hats off to Gaga for investing time and money in her videos. Bigger budgets = less royalties for her and so we’re even almost starting to believe all that rubbish she’s been spouting about how she ‘hates money’… despite having raked in $5 million in the past year alone.

Date: March 10th, 2010 Category: Taio Cruz

TAIO CRUZ TOPS THE BILLBOARD CHART

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UK singer-songwriter Taio Cruz has become the latest British singer to top the US Billboard Chart.

His hit single Break Your Heart has jumped an amazing 52 places from no. 53 to no. 1 in the past week – the largest climb for a debut artist in history.

Congratulations!

Date: March 10th, 2010 Category: Jennifer Aniston

JEN AND GERRY HIT THE COVER OF W MAGAZINE

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on the cover of W Magazine

Jennifer Aniston does her best to look like ’sexual napalm’ on the cover of this month’s W Magazine – in what’s clearly an attempt to hit back at John Mayer’s comments about her in his notorious Playboy interview earlier this year.

John famously left Jen sounding like a nagging old maid in his while his other ex, Jessica Simpson, came off as quite the demon in the bedroom.

It’s understandable then that the much older Jennifer might try to match Jessica’s sex-kitten status by staging a raunchy photoshoot, but unfortunately this attempt leaves her looking more like a tired old hooker than a desirable one night stand. Better luck next time!

Oh, and before we forget – nice beard Gerard!

Date: March 9th, 2010 Category: Carla Bruni

ARE THE FRENCH PRESIDENT AND HIS WIFE BOTH HAVING AFFAIRS?

Looks like the marriage of French President Nicolas Sarkozy to the stunning Carla Bruni may have hit the rocks.

The Journal Du Dimanche, a leading French Newspaper, published claims on Sunday that both Mr Sarkozy and Ms Bruni are having extra-marital affairs – he with former karate champion Chantal Jouanno, and she with hot singer-songwriter Benjamin Biolay.

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Ms Bruni is certainly no stranger to sex with a long list of former lovers including Mick Jagger, Kevin Costner, Eric Clapton, Vincent Perez and Donald Trump.

She once told Le Figaro Madame magazine that she became easily “bored with monogamy”, adding:

“Love lasts a long time, but burning desire – two to three weeks.”

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Carla clearly likes men (and lots of them!), but the question is would the President really be sleeping with this martial arts monster? She looks a bit rough for our tastes.

Date: March 9th, 2010 Category: Kylie Minogue

STARS TURN OUT FOR YSL AT PARIS FASHION WEEK

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Kylie Minogue was spotted at the Yves Saint Laurent show at Paris fashion week looking stunning – from the neck up.

Her flawless skin and funky hairstyle made her look at least 10 years younger than her 41 years. It’s just a pity she opted to dress herself in the strangest looking pair of black leather shorts, her grandmother’s stockings and a pair of very odd looking shoes.

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Also attending the event was Californian First Lady Maria Shriver, aka Mrs Arnold Schwarzenegger, looking like she’d recently been on a package holiday to Bulgaria for some bargain basement cosmetic surgery.

Let’s hope she had the good sense to ask Kylie for the name of her surgeon!

Date: March 8th, 2010 Category: Victoria Beckham

POSH SPICE AT ELTON’S OSCAR PARTY

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Victoria Beckham wore a stunning dress designed by none other than… Victoria Beckham to Elton John’s Oscar Party in LA last night.

Nice to know she rates her own creations above those of the world’s fashion greats!

Though we do have to admit she looks stunning. Pity husband David wasn’t there to see her… we’re starting to wonder if those separation rumours are true?

Date: March 8th, 2010 Category: Gabourey Sidibe

PRECIOUS STAR GABOUREY SIDIBE

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And the RumerMills award for Best Dressed at the Oscars 2010 goes to… Precious Star Gabourey Sidibe.

Simply stunning!

Date: March 8th, 2010 Category: Kate Winslet

KATE WINSLET AT THE OSCARS

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Kate Winslet did a great impression of the Tin Man at the Oscars last night.

The perfect dress… if auditioning for Wicked! Certainly not appropriate for the Oscars. She might have pulled it off had she bothered to fake tan for the event, but her pasty skin combined with the shapeless look of the dress makes it look like she ordered it from QVC rather than Yves Saint Laurent.

She also needs to work on her pose. Lift those arms and drop a hip for god’s sake!

Date: March 6th, 2010 Category: Cheryl Cole

CHERYL COLE GOES INTERNATIONAL

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Cheryl Cole gave a great performance of her hit single Fight For this Love on Danish X Factor this weekend. So good in fact that the track jumped to no.2 on Danish iTunes immediately afterwards.

Just a pity she didn’t bother to learn any of the contestants’ names – it all gets a bit uncomfortable when the presenter asks her who her favourite is and she stares back blankly.

To be fair she has so many new names floating around her head right now… Vicky Gough, Brooke Healy… and all the other people husband Ashley has been accused of sleeping around with!

Date: March 6th, 2010 Category: Justin Bieber

3 YEAR OLD GIRL OBSESSED WITH JUSTIN BIEBER

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Is it just us or is there something really quite disturbing about this 3 year old’s obsession with Justin Bieber?

And the fact that her attention seeking parents allowed this video to be publicly broadcast. And also Jimmy Kimmel talking about how ‘in love’ with Justin she is. She’s 3!

It gets particularly uncomfortable when she’s introduced to Justin towards the end.

Date: March 6th, 2010 Category: Ronan Keating

RONAN’S BEEN WORKING OUT

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Boyzone’s Ronan Keating is looking HOT on the cover of this month’s Attitude Active magazine.

With new single Gave it all Away languishing around no.15 in the UK midweek charts the 33 year old father of three has stripped off for the gays in the hope of flogging a few extra copies.

While this might work out well for the magazine we doubt even that body can do anything for this single. Its poor performance comes despite the ultimate marketing tool in the form of the heart wrenching video – a tribute to former bandmate Stephen Gately, who died tragically last year.

The boys had better watch out, there’s a paper thin line between a memorial to Stephen and shamelessly cashing in on his death. Presumably the profits of this song will be going to Stephen’s favourite charity? So far no mention of that…

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Check out the video above.

Date: March 5th, 2010 Category: Rihanna

RIHANNA AT THE ECHO AWARDS

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Rihanna’s performance of new single Rude Boy at the Echo Awards in Germany was highly entertaining, though we have to ask if simulating sex with robots is really the best way of getting her career back on track.

Filthy ho’!

Date: March 5th, 2010 Category: Cheryl Cole

STEER CLEAR OF ASHLEY COLE

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A Cheryl Cole fan has posted a video on You Tube as a word of warning to any women thinking of contacting Ashley.

Call her man again and she will f*ck you up!

Ok so it’s not real, but it made us chuckle… especially knowing Cheryl’s violent past.

Date: March 5th, 2010 Category: Leona Lewis

LEONA LEWIS FINAL FANTASY 13 CAMPAIGN

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SHAME on whoever put this Leona Lewis / Final Fantasy 13 ad campaign together - 1m12s of the most cringeworthy footage we’ve ever seen.

Leona doesn’t exactly make for the most convincing gamer but tries to sell us this one with such classic lines as:

‘the graphics are insane

I just wanted to – like – run around the land all day

The strong female protagonist struck a chord with me and I can’t wait to see Lightning do her thing

WTF!?

Dear Leona – singing is your talent – stick to it. Walking, dancing and (especially) speaking are all completely off limits given your inability to do any of them in a smooth or credible way!