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February 9th, 2010 Category:
Levi Johnston
NEW PICTURES OF LEVI IN PLAYGIRL
Playgirl have finally unveiled the cover shot of Levi Johnston from the shoot they did with him late last year.
The father of Sarah Palin’s grandson Tripp still looks like his legs could do with some more time in the gym, but the face is coming along just nicely – almost like a younger, hotter McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy.
This month’s magazine also includes a 19 page spread with the aspiring actor in which he reveals all about his dealings with the Palin family. We doubt they’ll come off well and so Sarah might actually be quite glad of the naked pictures to distract from the narrative.
Tags: Levi Johnston Naked, Levi Johnston Playgirl
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February 9th, 2010 Category:
Jennifer Lopez
J-LO’S HORRIFIC CATSUIT GETS A SECOND AIRING
Jennifer Lopez!
We more or less let you away with this HORRENDOUS catsuit when you wore it for your New Year’s Eve gig in Times Square – shame on us.
But – pouring your fat ass into it AGAIN for last night’s Superbowl Party – SHAME ON YOU!!!
The A-list onlookers at last night’s event in Miami, including Jessica Alba and Chace Crawford, must have been aghast at seeing the former fashion icon strut her stuff in this outfit, which even a 19 year old supermodel would have struggled to pull off. This soon-to-be-40 mother of two had no chance.
We can only assume she’s lost her mind. Regardless, we won’t forgive the same mistake twice so time for her to ‘throw on those Louboutins’ and march straight into the B list!
Ps. J-Lo – next time you don a skin-tight catsuit, ask your vagina nicely not to start chewing on it.
Tags: Camel Toe, Fashion Disaster, Jennifer Lopez Catsuit, Jennifer Lopez Superbowl Party
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February 9th, 2010 Category:
Britney Spears
ONE OF BRITNEY’S BOYS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL?
We’re hearing reports that Britney Spears has rushed to the UCLA Children’s Ward with a police escort in tow. At the moment no further details are available.
Update: Britney’s management have released a statement saying it was ‘just a routine visit.’ Thankfully all is well with Britney and her boys.
Tags: Britney Spears Emergency
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February 8th, 2010 Category:
Noah Cyrus
NOAH CYRUS AT THE PONYO PREMIERE
While we may have taken issue with the less than appropriate outfits she occasionally chooses to wear, we’ve decided Noah Cyrus is our new favourite celebrity sibling and kicks Jamie-Lynn Spears into a distant second place.
Here she is at the premiere of PONYO, the animated movie she made with Frankie “Bonus” Jonas, showing off the charm and charisma of a much older woman.
Skip to 30s to check out the adorable red carpet interview.
Anyone else think the likes of the eternally wooden Leona Lewis could learn something from this?
Tags: Bonus Jonas, Noah Cyrus PONYO
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February 8th, 2010 Category:
Brad Pitt
BRAD AND ANGELINA ADVERTISE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
All eyes were on the Superbowl last night so what better place for Brad and Angelina to give the performances of their lives to quash breakup rumours.
As the montage of photos above shows, the pair seemed to have an incredible time at the match with smiles permanently plastered across their faces. Now we watched the Saints take on the Colts (and win!), and while it was a great match it wasn’t THAT entertaining. Do the Jolie-Pitts have something to prove? It certainly looked that way as they hugged and kissed each other.
The whole thing reminded us of that time David and Victoria Beckham showed up to the 19 Management party following news that he’d been doing the dirty with Rebecca Loos. Not since Romeo appeared at Juliet’s balcony had such an over the top display of love and affection been seen. Though Brangelina certainly gave them a run for their money last night.
All that said, 5 years on the Beckhams are still together so perhaps there’s hope for Brad and Angelina yet.
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Angelina Split, Brangelina Superbowl Kiss, David Victoria 19 Management
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February 8th, 2010 Category:
Jennifer Aniston
TEAM ANISTON HEADS TO MEXICO
This week Gerard Butler took his fag hags rumoured girlfriend Jennifer Aniston and her best friends Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow on holiday to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico to celebrate Jen’s birthday. She’s set to turn 41 on Thursday, with Sheryl turning 47 on the same day.
From a distance the girls appear to be in very good shape, though on closer inspection we wonder if a bikini was the right choice for singer Sheryl (is that a tiny camel toe we see?)
She might have gotten away with it had she bothered to go for a fake tan before heading on holiday with this month’s hot paparazzi targets Jen and Gerard. Let this picture be a learning experience for her as she accelerates towards 50.
Getting caught in his bathers was certainly not a great move for Gerard, who looked more like a tired and paunchy father of 3 than the boyfriend of a Hollywood A-Lister. Allowing himself to gain these extra pounds is a brave choice considering Jen counts the likes of Brad Pitt amongst her exes.
Though she did also date Vince Vaughn, so perhaps Gerard is banking on her being a bit of a chubby chaser.
This trip comes in the same week as the rumoured separation of Brad and Angelina, the woman he so famously dumped Jen for. Makes us wonder if this is more of a Team Aniston strategy conference than a casual birthday celebration.
Tags: Camel Toe, Celebrity Bodies, Courteney Cox, Sheryl Crow, Team Aniston
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February 7th, 2010 Category:
Cheryl Cole
CHERYL COLE’S NEW VIDEO FOR THIRD SINGLE PARACHUTE
Cheryl Cole’s video for Parachute has dropped in the same week as she’s fighting the toughest battle of her career against (would you believe it!) a sausage roll, and we’ve got to hand it to her – it’s hot!
She looks stunning and shows off some well choreographed dance routines amongst a pack of steamy male dancers. The ’sausage roll’ Facebook campaign has seen her image take a battering this week and she had to bring something special out of the bag to counteract it. In this video she makes a convincing pop star and it can only help get her career back on track.
So the latest round goes to Cheryl – we wait with baited breath for the sausage roll’s next move!
Check out the video above.
Tags: Cheryl Cole Parachute, Music Videos, New Music
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February 7th, 2010 Category:
Jamie Lynn Spears
IT’S ALL OVER FOR JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS AND CASEY ALDRIDGE
US Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears, little sister of Britney, has split from her boyfriend and baby daddy Casey Aldridge.
We have to say we’re really surprised at this news, getting knocked up by Casey at just 16 years old should have been the perfect foundation for a life long relationship. But, sources are reporting that Jamie Lynn,18, has decided Casey isn’t enough for her and dumped him for ‘older’ man James Watson, 28, a Louisiana businessman who lives close to the Spears’ estate in Kentwood.
It is thought that Jamie Lynn and Casey will continue to share custody of their 18 month old daughter, Maddie Briann.
New man James can be seen in this clip from the E! Channel below.
Tags: Casey Aldridge, Celebrity Romance, James Watson
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February 6th, 2010 Category:
Jake Gyllenhaal
GYLLENHAAL SETS HIS SIGHTS ON JENNIFER ANISTON
Rumours are spreading in Hollywood that Jake Gyllenhaal, who recently split from Reese Witherspoon, is now keen to date Jennifer Aniston.
A source told the National Enquirer: “Jake’s had his eye on her for a long while, but the timing’s never been right. The chemistry’s been there for years but, in the past, either one or the other has been in a relationship.
“They really have so much in common. He’s aware of Jen’s reputation for being unlucky at love, but he feels he has a lot to bring into her life. More importantly, he is sure they could make each other happy.
One question: Is that a BEARD he’s growing in the picture above?
Tags: Celebrity Romance, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Aniston
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February 6th, 2010 Category:
Noah Cyrus
MILEY’S SISTER SET TO LAUNCH SHOCKING NEW FASHION RANGE
Responsible parents the world over will be terrified to learn that Miley Cyrus‘ 9 year old sister Noah is set to launch her own clothing range. Noah, famous for dressing like a hooker her risque looks has teamed up with best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, to launch a range of what is described as ‘trendy, sweet, yet edgy’ designs in time for Valentine’s Day.
So much is wrong with this story we’re not quite sure where to start. At 8 and 9 years old it’s doubtful this pair have the design knowledge or business awareness to launch a clothing line, so they’re clearly puppets being exploited by their parents and Ooh! La, La! Couture, the company financing the range. Shouldn’t they be focusing on playing with dolls and doing their homework? And why on Earth is a CHILDREN’S range being launched in time for Valentine’s Day?
Worst of all though is the complete lack of style displayed by these girls in any of their past outfits. If they’re going to insist on being dressed like adults they could at least choose some stylish role models like Victoria Beckham or Blake Lively – rather than whatever pair of Hollywood Blvd trannies they’ve chosen to mimic for their previous red carpet outfits.
To us this is even more alarming than the pictures Miley and her father did for Vanity Fair a few years back. If these kids weren’t as rich and famous we’re pretty sure the authorities would have stepped in by now to put an end to this outrageously bad parenting.
Update: Ooh! La, La! Couture have denied that Noah or Emily will be designing a range for them. Instead they say their latest collection was ‘inspired’ by Emily. We’re not letting them totally off the hook though, their designs are still completely inappropriate for the age group they’re targetting.
Check out the collection here.
Tags: Celebrity Fashion, Emily Grace Reaves, Fashion Disaster, Ooh La La Couture
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February 6th, 2010 Category:
Madonna
MADONNA AND JESUS ARE STILL AN ITEM
Earlier in the week we reported that Madonna and her boy-toy Jesus Luz had gone their separate ways, but it turns out this information was wrong. At least that’s what it looked like when she was spotted kissing and fondling the 23 year old model at the London premiere of A Single Man on Monday night.
Madonna was at the bash to show support to her longtime friend Tom Ford who directed the movie. It stars Colin Firth as a gay college professor who loses his partner and contemplates suicide.
Tags: Celebrity Romance, Madonna Jesus Luz Split
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February 6th, 2010 Category:
Cheryl Cole
SUPPORT BUILDS FOR ANTI-CHERYL COLE GROUP
We were highly amused to discover the ‘Sausage Roll or Cheryl Cole‘ Facebook campaign this week, which was set up by a critic of Cheryl’s as an experiment to see whether a plain old sausage roll could get more online followers than the UK media darling herself.
As of today the she has 1.5 million followers, but the sausage roll is catching up fast with over 600,000 fans joining up in just 5 days.
It’s nice to see a bit of a backlash starting after enduring 12 months of endless media coverage that’s hell bent on painting her as a cross between Madonna and Mother Teresa. Hardly – her ‘talent’ is marginal and let’s not forget her previous life as a nightclub brawler before the ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ reinvention that coincided with the launch of her solo career.
We’re sure Sophie Amogbokpa, the toilet attendant Cheryl viciously attacked a few years ago, certainly hasn’t forgotten the black eye she was left with.
Let’s hope the sausage roll can end the UK’s obsession with all things Cheryl – show your support by signing up here.
Tags: Cheryl Cole assault, Facebook, Sausage Roll or Cheryl Cole, Sophie Amogbokpa
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February 5th, 2010 Category:
Football Gossip
ANOTHER UK FOOTBALL SCANDAL
It’s been a bad week for a certain UK football player, and from what we hear things may be about to get worse.
Sources are telling us a major UK newspaper will be running a story on Sunday claiming that he’s been placing bets on football matches, which is apparently against FIFA rules. If this turns out to be true the player could be banned from the sport for life.
Tags: FIFA, Football Scandal
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February 4th, 2010 Category:
Lorraine Nicholson
NEPOTISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN HOLLYWOOD
Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine was spotted in Hawaii this week filming scenes for a new movie about Bethany Hamilton, the teenage surfer who famously had her arm ripped of by a 14ft tiger shark. Lorraine, 19, plays the role of Alana Blanchard, Bethany’s best friend who was with her at the time of the attack.
Bethany’s brother Noah will be played by none other than Sean Brosnan, son of James Bond actor Pierce.
Nice to see that Hollywood roles are open to teenagers from all walks of life!
Tags: Alana Blanchard, Bethany Hamilton, Lorraine, Sean Brosnan
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February 4th, 2010 Category:
Simon Cowell
SIMON COWELL’S HAITI SINGLE FAILS TO DELIVER
We were very excited when we first heard that Simon Cowell was putting together a group of the world’s biggest stars to record a charity single for the victims of the Haiti earthquake. A little less so when we saw the final roundup, which appears to be positively C list.
We were thinking Madonna, Britney, Justin, maybe Springsteen. Instead we get Robbie Williams, Kylie, Susan Boyle, Leona and Cheryl Cole. Admittedly international stars like Mariah Carey and Bon Jovi have appeared on the record, but given their recent poor selling albums it can’t have taken much to get them on board.
We were most shocked by the inclusion of Cheryl Cole. While the death of 100,000 Haitians may strike her as a great promotional opportunity from which to launch her US career, we feel that the project would have better served its objectives (i.e. raised the maximum amount of cash for the earthquake victims) had it involved truly global stars. Will the lucrative US audience really respond to a record featuring so many acts they’ve never heard of?
Showbiz legends Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand seems to have recognised this failure and, to ensure the people of Haiti don’t suffer as a result, have teamed with some WORLD famous stars including Kanye West, Miley Cyrus and Nicole Scherzinger to record a new version of We Are the World – 25 years since it was originally recorded to raise money for African aid.
Let’s hope it goes down a storm and raises the sort of cash the Cowell record is incapable of achieving.
Tags: Cheryl Cole, Everybody Hurts Haiti, Simon Cowell, We are the World Haiti
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