Date: November 4th, 2009 Category: Nicole Kidman


ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY

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Nicole Kidman has finally realised that she’s barely had a headline since the world fell in love with little Suri Cruise and forgot about her, and like any good fame-whore she’s doing everything she can to try and claw back some attention. Nicole knows better than any of us that sex sells and so she cunningly decided to open up to GQ about her strange sexual fetishes. Our favourite quotes from the interview include:

I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.Translation: I WANT ATTENTION!!! We wonder if she tried these strange fetishes during her time with Tom (and whether they included threesomes with other men?)

She goes on to describe her current marriage to Keith Urban as “raw” and “dangerous” – is that because he’s an alcoholic?

Still on the marriage, she says “It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.” WTF!? Drown in what – Keith’s vodka? From these incoherent ramblings it sounds like she already has!

While on the subject of Tom and Nicole, when did she last see those two kids she adopted with him? Has anyone seen them with her since 2001?

Children are for life Nicole, not just 1 marriage!!

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7 Responses to “Dominatrix or Desperate?”

  1. Marie says:

    LOVED your comments…..ALL so VERY true!!!!!! She is so full of s**t, it’s coming out her ears!!! Hate her, so phony and full of herself!!! He only married her for her money and to further his career…but I think he’s seeing by the lack of the country musics awarding him any awards, that they don’t like plastic bi***s showing up at award shows wearing ridiculous gowns, screaming look at me!! She sucks and so does he!

  2. Diane Shirley says:

    SO looking forward to the day when, like Meg Ryan and Brittany Spears, we needn’t hear another word about Nicole Kidman. She started out so well, and it all just went downhill from there. Being married to Tom messed with her head, perhaps? He must leave them permanently damaged.

    Look out Katie!

  3. Cath says:

    Good God!! Nicole Kidman is a mother of a small toddler, and a supposed mother to two teens, what the hell is she thinking, putting her dying career first to get headlines and air time over the well being of her kids…What are those kids supposed to say when their peers come up and say ..hey your Mom is a raging W***E that will do anything for attention. She has a small child…it’s just sick…I always knew Keith Urban was a twisted mess too,,he really tries to hide it with is meaning of life bulls**t, I’m all for the fans crap!! They are both sooo pathetic!!

  4. Glenda says:

    Keith may appear to be happy on the outside, but all of this is going to bring him down. She is a blood sucker and he will fall because of her self indulgent behaviour. I don’t know why he married her although the theory above makes me wonder if it’s true, career advancement, she has money, but, she has no heart. Praying to God that she would be pretty? What a vain and terrible way to live your life. So desperate for attention and a man to screw her because all others decided she was too warped and then comes Keith. He must have been drunk when he was forced into this union. What about the new baby? Ever see her smile? No pictures of that baby laughing or smiling like other children. I feel so bad for her. Two people and a test tube, now a host of nannies to play with her and take care of her. But there are occasional shots of the two of them taking her to child therapy classes disguised as a playtime.

    And we thought Keith was a normal, sweet man, humble and giving. What happened?

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  6. reason4yourself says:

    Frankly who gives a rat’s ass about your opinion, or the choices celebrities make? Is this how you wish to spend your finite life on earth? Is this your meaningless contribution to mankind?

    Pathetic.

    Your kids must be proud.

  7. J says:

    Keep worshiping celebrities and spending more than you earn, you dumbfuck Americans.

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