JOHN MAYER DISCUSSES HIS FAMOUS EXES

John Mayer’s latest interview leaves ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston sounding like a nagging, out of touch old maid.

In the interview given to Playboy he says:

“One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, “These are the new rules.”… I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”

What makes this particularly insulting to Jen is that in the same interview he describes his other famous ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as ’sexual napalm,’ saying:

“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm… There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’”

So there we have it – Jennifer Aniston is a dried up old fishwife, while Jessica Simpson is a filthy sex demon!

We reckon Jen’s chances of snagging a man before menopause have just plummeted.

Tags: Jennifer Aniston John Mayer, Jessica Simpson Sexual Napalm

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