CHERYL COLE PERFORMS ON RADIO 1’s LIVE LOUNGE
Cheryl Cole has given some convincing live performances recently on the Brits, the X Factor and her ITV 1 Special, but it appears Radio 1 caught her trying to smuggle in the autotune machine and left her singing (to her horror) completely live.
The results were less than impressive – ouch!
Check out her excruciating cover of Owl City’s Fireflies above.
CHERYL COLE GOES INTERNATIONAL
Cheryl Cole gave a great performance of her hit single Fight For this Love on Danish X Factor this weekend. So good in fact that the track jumped to no.2 on Danish iTunes immediately afterwards.
Just a pity she didn’t bother to learn any of the contestants’ names – it all gets a bit uncomfortable when the presenter asks her who her favourite is and she stares back blankly.
To be fair she has so many new names floating around her head right now… Vicky Gough, Brooke Healy… and all the other people husband Ashley has been accused of sleeping around with!
STEER CLEAR OF ASHLEY COLE
A Cheryl Cole fan has posted a video on You Tube as a word of warning to any women thinking of contacting Ashley.
Call her man again and she will f*ck you up!
Ok so it’s not real, but it made us chuckle… especially knowing Cheryl’s violent past.
THE STORY OF CHERYL COLE
We never thought we’d say this, but hats off to the Daily Mail for their hilarious take on Cheryl Cole’s life story – particularly useful to any non-UK readers who need a crash course in who the hell she is!
Enjoy it here.
CHERYL COLE ANNOUNCES HER SEPARATION FROM ASHLEY
Cheryl Cole’s spokesman has formally announced her separation from cheating hubby Ashley. The pair have been married since 2006 after a ‘quiet’ $2m ceremony funded by a spread in OK! Magazine.
In the statement released this morning, she asks the media to ‘respect her privacy during this difficult time.’ Sure thing Cheryl, just as soon as YOU stop cavorting around the paparazzi haunts of LA attracting attention to yourself!
So far this week she’s been spotted at the London Hotel, the Chateau Marmont and celebrity restaurant of the moment Katsuya. Might we suggest a quiet break in Devon if privacy is what she’s after?
Last year she gallously posted a photograph of her wedding ring on Twitter with the message: “3 words. Diamonds Are Forever”.
Or about 3 years it seems.
CHERYL STEPS OUT IN LA
On the day it was revealed that the blonde whore secretary Ashley Cole’s been sleeping with is Vicky Gough, a 30 year old who works for rival football team Liverpool FC, his ’fragile’ wife Cheryl was spotted in LA having dinner at Katsuya.
So ‘fragile’ indeed that she managed to slip into a cocktail dress and head out to the hottest celebrity restaurant in LA! Guess she was trying to avoid the paparazzi then…
As for the secretary, we are slightly surprised by Ashley’s taste in ‘women’ - on first sight we thought this was a drag queen, though we certainly wouldn’t put that past him.
Meanwhile newspapers are now reporting that Cheryl’s house has been ‘targetted by thieves’ while she’s been in LA. What a coincidence! The media campaign to generate sympathy and return Mrs Cole to ‘nation’s sweetheart’ status is starting to get ridiculous…
CHERYL COLE AT THE BRITS
Cheryl Cole performed her hit single Fight for this Love at the Brits 2010 – minus her wedding ring. Really not surprising given the stories of husband Ashley’s affairs circulating this week.
It was a bit disappointing to see her trot out the same single yet again. Just how much mileage is she planning to get out of it? At some point she’s going to have to own up to the fact that her album 3 Words consisted of 1 hit and 10 fillers.
Admittedly she made a great entrance, but allowing that backing singer to come screaming on stage half way through simply interrupted the flow, and the subsequent mash up with Robin S’s You’ve Got to Show Me Love was more or less a disaster.
And what was with that AWFUL miming? It was so bad it almost looked like there was a delay between the audio and the visuals.
Cheryl’s mum was there to see the performance, alongside two of her Girls Aloud band-mates, Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts.
Kimberley, next time we’d suggest an ankle length dress. And Nicola – what on EARTH have you come as!?
ASHLEY COLE IN NEW TEXT MESSAGE SCANDAL
British tabloid the Sun printed exclusive pictures today of Chelsea football star Ashley Cole in his underwear – the result of some saucy texts he sent to yet another woman. This time the woman in question is described as a ‘blonde secretary,’ whose identity the paper has chosen to protect. Journalists at the Sun also have in their possession some x-rated pics he sent to the woman that were (unfortunately!) too risque to publish.
The text messages that accompanied the pics have revealed what a smooth talker Ashley is, with chat up lines such as ‘can I have 1 more of your t*ts please’ and ‘please delete all texts ill have no balls left’. True romance never dies!
Ashley is certainly a brave man messing around behind wife Cheryl Cole’s back like this – has he forgotten her violent past and conviction for assault? He may be missing more than his balls when she gets her hands on him! Just look what happened to poor toilet attendant Sophie Amogbokpa when she dared to cross her…
The real question is though, does Cheryl REALLY mind about Ashley’s cheating? We smell a bit of a rat here…
When Ashley’s last affair was revealed back in 2008, Cheryl was but a mildly famous member of pop band Girls Aloud. The public sympathy she won on the back of his cheating launched her on the path to being one of the most famous faces in the UK, and even landed her a job as a judge alongside Simon Cowell on the X Factor. Following that she launched a successful solo career and scored one of the top 10 selling singles of 2009.
Suddenly her popularity has taken a nosedive, with new single Parachute failing to live up to the success of her previous solo releases and, in the same week, an anti-Cheryl Cole Facebook group gaining it’s 1 millionth member. Would it be cynical of us to ask if this whole affair business was part of a media stunt to get her career back on track?
ASHLEY COLE DOES THE DIRTY ON CHERYL
Sounds like Cheryl Cole had better start checking the small print in that contract she signed to be Ashley Cole’s beard wife.
The Chelsea player has been up to his old tricks again, this time allegedly sending naked pictures of himself to topless model Sonia Wild. Sonia is also claiming that he offered to fly her first class to the US to meet up with him for a secret tryst, and that he’s been calling her since June 2009 after being introduced via MySpace by a mutual friend, party-planner Jay Wynters.
We have to wonder why Ashley has been pestering this trashy mother of two when he’s had the lovely Mrs Cole to go home to every evening – was sex not part of the deal?
CHERYL COLE’S NEW VIDEO FOR THIRD SINGLE PARACHUTE
Cheryl Cole’s video for Parachute has dropped in the same week as she’s fighting the toughest battle of her career against (would you believe it!) a sausage roll, and we’ve got to hand it to her – it’s hot!
She looks stunning and shows off some well choreographed dance routines amongst a pack of steamy male dancers. The ’sausage roll’ Facebook campaign has seen her image take a battering this week and she had to bring something special out of the bag to counteract it. In this video she makes a convincing pop star and it can only help get her career back on track.
So the latest round goes to Cheryl – we wait with baited breath for the sausage roll’s next move!
Check out the video above.
SUPPORT BUILDS FOR ANTI-CHERYL COLE GROUP
We were highly amused to discover the ‘Sausage Roll or Cheryl Cole‘ Facebook campaign this week, which was set up by a critic of Cheryl’s as an experiment to see whether a plain old sausage roll could get more online followers than the UK media darling herself.
As of today the she has 1.5 million followers, but the sausage roll is catching up fast with over 600,000 fans joining up in just 5 days.
It’s nice to see a bit of a backlash starting after enduring 12 months of endless media coverage that’s hell bent on painting her as a cross between Madonna and Mother Teresa. Hardly – her ‘talent’ is marginal and let’s not forget her previous life as a nightclub brawler before the ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ reinvention that coincided with the launch of her solo career.
We’re sure Sophie Amogbokpa, the toilet attendant Cheryl viciously attacked a few years ago, certainly hasn’t forgotten the black eye she was left with.
Let’s hope the sausage roll can end the UK’s obsession with all things Cheryl – show your support by signing up here.
CHERYL COLE TALKS SEX
Cheryl Cole has revealed this week that she had underage sex and lost her virginity at age 15 – but is proud that she made her boyfriend wait 3 months before putting out. In her words:
“I was 15 when I lost my virginity, but I made my boyfriend wait three months, so I am really proud of myself for that.”
And proud you should be Cheryl, making him wait 3 whole months. Such restraint from a 15 year old! That’s like, 90 whole days.
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CHERYL COLE’S NEW VIDEO
We’re quite liking the new song and video from Cheryl Cole, although we’re not sure about the odd hair styles or the blue skin look towards the end (borrowed from band-mate Nicola?). But overall a good effort and she’s starting to look believable as a pop-star, which isn’t bad after only 8 years practice.
The song is very good but not great, sort of like an album track from Madonna’s Confessions on a Dancefloor. Cheryl has a massive fan-base at the moment and we’re sure it will do well, but it’s no Fight for this Love.
Not sure that the split screen effect was part of the original video plot though – looks to us like Will.I.Am couldn’t be bothered showing up for the shoot at the same time as Cheryl!
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CHERYL’S FROCKY HORROR SHOW
Was Cheryl Cole sniffing glue before last night’s X Factor? Either that or she got dressed in the dark, what an absolute DISASTER of an outfit. This woman reportedly spends $300,000 a year on fashion and styling, so how on Earth did she end up in this!?
Dear Cheryl – GET A STYLIST!
CHERYL TRIES (AND FAILS) TO OUTWIT THOSE PESKY PAPARAZZI
It has been reported that Cheryl Cole sought planning permission to build an underground swimming pool and gym complex at her $6m home in Surrey to prevent her and footballer hubby Ashley being photographed in “intimate episodes” by paparazzi flying aircraft overhead. While we have to give Cheryl credit for remarkably high sales of her debut single (which has unbelievably sold 210,000 copies in just 4 days), we would like to remind her that they are “Cheryl and Ashley Cole” and not quite the Jolie-Pitts. While a picture of her in a bikini would probably be of moderate interest to the UK paparazzi, we doubt that they are about to start launching aircraft to get the shot!
