Date: January 15th, 2010

THICK ‘N’ THIN SHARE THEIR PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITIES

2008 ESPY Awards - Arrivals

David Beckham’s return to AC Milan in Italy may mean he’s thousands of miles from his family, but wife Victoria has revealed it’s no reason he can’t help around the home. In an interview with Absolute Now she revealed:

The other night I said to David, “I am really struggling with the homework here, and I have so much going on in the house.” So I sat Brooklyn down in front of the computer, and they Skyped for 20 minutes. Brooklyn did his reading to Daddy over Skype.

Hmm, so David was asked to help Brooklyn with his 5th grade reading. Isn’t that like asking a chimpanzee to explain Newton’s theory of relativity? David may have skills on the soccer pitch and a big set of golden balls, but unfortunately he doesn’t appear to have 2 brain cells to rub together.

It’s probably safe to assume that Brooklyn got an ‘F’ for that particular piece of homework.

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Date: January 4th, 2010

NOT QUITE AS FAMOUS AS HE THINKS

David Beckham Sightings In Milan - December 30, 2009

We are SCARLET for David Beckham.

The ‘A-Lister’ recently had his people call up the producers of South Park to offer his services as a character on the show. And their response? Erm, no thanks David! Turns out they didn’t think he was quite famous enough in the US or that the majority of their viewers would even know who he was.

Better luck next time!

Throwing away his football career in the top European clubs to ‘break’ America along with Posh suddenly doesn’t seem like it was such a wise move.

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Date: December 2nd, 2009

DAVID LOSES HIS GRANDFATHER

David Beckham

David Beckham’s grandfather Joseph West died today following his battle with lung cancer. Thankfully Joseph was able to spend his final days at home after being released from the hospice where he had been receiving treatment.

Sadly David wasn’t able to be with his grandfather as he was in South Africa helping England’s 2018 world cup bid. Given the amount of air miles the Beckhams clock up are we the only ones wondering why David didn’t bother to jet back home?

Oops, sometimes we shouldn’t say these things out loud!

Our thoughts are with David and his family at this sad time.

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