JEN AND GERRY HIT THE COVER OF W MAGAZINE
Jennifer Aniston does her best to look like ’sexual napalm’ on the cover of this month’s W Magazine – in what’s clearly an attempt to hit back at John Mayer’s comments about her in his notorious Playboy interview earlier this year.
John famously left Jen sounding like a nagging old maid in his while his other ex, Jessica Simpson, came off as quite the demon in the bedroom.
It’s understandable then that the much older Jennifer might try to match Jessica’s sex-kitten status by staging a raunchy photoshoot, but unfortunately this attempt leaves her looking more like a tired old hooker than a desirable one night stand. Better luck next time!
Oh, and before we forget – nice beard Gerard!
TEAM ANISTON HEADS TO MEXICO
This week Gerard Butler took his fag hags rumoured girlfriend Jennifer Aniston and her best friends Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow on holiday to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico to celebrate Jen’s birthday. She’s set to turn 41 on Thursday, with Sheryl turning 47 on the same day.
From a distance the girls appear to be in very good shape, though on closer inspection we wonder if a bikini was the right choice for singer Sheryl (is that a tiny camel toe we see?)
She might have gotten away with it had she bothered to go for a fake tan before heading on holiday with this month’s hot paparazzi targets Jen and Gerard. Let this picture be a learning experience for her as she accelerates towards 50.
Getting caught in his bathers was certainly not a great move for Gerard, who looked more like a tired and paunchy father of 3 than the boyfriend of a Hollywood A-Lister. Allowing himself to gain these extra pounds is a brave choice considering Jen counts the likes of Brad Pitt amongst her exes.
Though she did also date Vince Vaughn, so perhaps Gerard is banking on her being a bit of a chubby chaser.
This trip comes in the same week as the rumoured separation of Brad and Angelina, the woman he so famously dumped Jen for. Makes us wonder if this is more of a Team Aniston strategy conference than a casual birthday celebration.
JENNIFER ANISTON AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES
We’ve got to hand it to Jennifer Aniston for looking stunning at the Golden Globes, where she presented an award alongside her co-star in The Bounty Hunter, Gerard Butler.
Never one to miss out on a photo opportunity, Jen flashed one of her soon-to-be 41 year old legs in a dress that was slit to her belly-button.
She’s certainly looking much better than her tubby Friends co-star, Matt Le Blanc, who was spotted last week in LA looking like he’d ate his former self. The rumoured Friends movie is going to look odd to say the least if Rachel rocks up looking 24 while Joey rocks up looking fat, old & grey.
J-LO AT THE MIAMI DOLPHINS GAME
Jennifer Lopez headed out to the Miami Dolphins game last night wearing what appeared to be a denim catsuit. That’s right, a DENIM CATSUIT!
Has she completely lost her mind? The picture above would suggest she has, with her unashamedly posing for the cameras while clinging on to husband Marc Anthony for support.
However, in the sheepish picture below she appears to be absolutely mortified, suggesting she had a moment of sanity and realised her awful mistake – albeit WAY too late.
The cringeworthy look on her face and defensive body language say it all.
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JEN LOOKS HOTTER THAN EVER
Jennifer Aniston has been keeping a fairly low profile lately and now we can see why. Looks like Team Aniston has been sweating it out in the gym getting her hot body ready for the imminent demise of Brangelina!
This picture comes just days after a new book alleges that Angelina and her brother were feeding false stories to the media in 2005 around the time that Angelina was in the process of getting her fangs into Brad. One of the stories is said to be the famous rumour that Brad left Jen after she put her career before babies.
Angelina may have won that battle, but judging from the picture above Jen is looking fabulous in her 40’s and the war is far from over!
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