Date: March 9th, 2010

STARS TURN OUT FOR YSL AT PARIS FASHION WEEK

Kylie spotted at the YSL show at Paris fashion week

Kylie Minogue was spotted at the Yves Saint Laurent show at Paris fashion week looking stunning – from the neck up.

Her flawless skin and funky hairstyle made her look at least 10 years younger than her 41 years. It’s just a pity she opted to dress herself in the strangest looking pair of black leather shorts, her grandmother’s stockings and a pair of very odd looking shoes.

Maria Shriver at the YSL show at Paris Fashion Week

Also attending the event was Californian First Lady Maria Shriver, aka Mrs Arnold Schwarzenegger, looking like she’d recently been on a package holiday to Bulgaria for some bargain basement cosmetic surgery.

Let’s hope she had the good sense to ask Kylie for the name of her surgeon!

Date: February 19th, 2010

KYLIE SPOTTED IN LONDON

kylie leaves the recording studio in London

Kylie was spotted leaving a recording studio in London yesterday wearing the most HORRIFIC pair of Acne leggings we’ve ever seen. She really should have looked in the mirror instead of wearing them.

We’re hearing reports that the new album is coming along nicely though and is set for release by early Summer. She’s currently putting the finishing touches to it with Stuart Price, the genius producer that worked with Madonna on her Confessions on a Dancefloor album.

Now all she needs is a STYLIST, dietician, personal trainer and decent hairdresser and we might actually have us a pop star again!

Date: January 23rd, 2010

STUNNING PICTURES AND A NEW ALBUM FROM KYLIE MINOGUE

Picture of Kylie without makeup

Pop princess Kylie Minogue was snapped without her make up yesterday and showed off the most AMAZING skin we’ve ever seen on a 41 year old. Someone get us the number of her Botox practitioner – NOW!

Later that day she tweeted a picture from her upcoming spread in Spanish Vogue, which reminded us of her 1991 Rhythm of Love period and videos for her classic songs like Better the Devil You Know and What Do I Have To Do. Hard to believe that almost 20 years later she looks like she hasn’t aged a day.

Sources at her record company have revealed to us that Kylie’s next album is ready much quicker than anticipated and may be released as early as April. A song written by Kylie, Calvin Harris and Scissor Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears is said to have been selected as the lead single.

We can’t wait!

Date: December 29th, 2009

KYLIE SPENDS TIME WITH ANDRES’ FAMILY

Kylie Tossa Del Mar

Kylie Minogue was spotted spending time with boyfriend Andres Velencoso’s sisters in Tossa Del Mar near Barcelona yesterday. Unfortunately for her that meant having to be photographed hanging out with what looked like a pair of bag-ladies.

That got us thinking, what is it about Andres that would make Kylie so keen to keep hold of him that she’d be willing to hang out with these Z-listers?

Then we realised.

Andres Velencoso Naked

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Date: December 28th, 2009

KYLIE AND THE BEANSTALK

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue did her best impression of a midget this week as she and boyfriend Andres Velencoso jetted into Barcelona to spend Xmas with his father and sisters. The pair were spotted arriving from Australia after spending a week with Kylie’s family in Melbourne.

We’d love to talk about what a cute little package Kylie is, but in reality this picture is grossing us out. Shouldn’t Andres pick a girlfriend his own size? Kylie should certainly be on the look out for a miniature boyfriend, and we think we’ve found just the man. Step forward Tiny-Tom Cruise!

Tom Cruise

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