Is it just us or is this the best music video in about 20 years? Even if the scary prison scenes do freak us out a little…
Hats off to Gaga for investing time and money in her videos. Bigger budgets = less royalties for her and so we’re even almost starting to believe all that rubbish she’s been spouting about how she ‘hates money’… despite having raked in $5 million in the past year alone.
JUNIOR LADY GAGA IMPERSONATOR
8 year old Laura Fontana is taking the world by storm after performing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance and Paparazzi on a Brazilian reality show.
At RumerMills we love nurturing new talent and are happy to offer Laura some tips on improving. Might we suggest singing lessons, dance lessons and a MASK if she wants to match the success of her idol?
LADY GAGA THROWS A TANTRUM
Have those 5 million album sales gone straight to Lady Gaga’s head?
Reports are coming in that she went nuts at her entourage backstage at London’s O2 Arena on Friday night. The Sunday Mirror is quoting a source as saying:
“First she started screaming at her costume director when something didn’t look right. Then she grabbed a cigarette and proceeded to chain-smoke for the next half hour despite being told it wasn’t allowed. She started screaming at them and they looked petrified.”
“She went bananas when she saw cartons and cans in the room. She demanded glasses saying she, ‘Wouldn’t drink out of that sh*t’. She spat out the fried chicken laid on for her after one bite and said it tasted, ‘Wrong’. Then she made three of her entourage go out and find fried chicken that would be, ‘More American’.”
Not quite what we expected from the woman of the people she makes out to be on stage. We’re starting to wonder if she’s more “Fame-Whore” than “Fame-Monster”…
LADY GAGA SET TO DUET WITH BRITNEY!
Our relationship with Lady Gaga has been rocky over the past few months, but we absolutely LOVE her latest move.
At a Grammy after-show party she begged Britney Spears to record a duet with her – and Britney agreed!
The pair were introduced by Gaga’s father Joseph, who had made a bee line for Britney earlier in the night and gushed about how his daughter was her biggest fan. To anyone else this would have been horrifically embarrassing but not to Gaga, who turned the situation to her advantage by getting Daddy to introduce her to Brit and walking away from the conversation with an agreement to duet in the bag.
The pair are set to get together in the studio shortly after Gaga’s Monster Ball tour ends in June.
LADY GAGA IS NOT A HERMAPHRODITE
Lady Gaga may say we can’t read her Poker Face, but we can certainly read her lips in this photo!
Just in case anyone still wondered, it’s quite clear from this picture of her performing at the Grammys that she most certainly does NOT have a penis. In fact, we’d say that’s a full on Camel Toe.
Click on the photo to zoom in and confirm for yourself.
LADY GAGA PERFORMS WITH ELTON JOHN AT THE GRAMMYS
Beyonce may have kicked Lady Gaga’s ass in terms of awards at the Grammys last night, but Gaga delivered the better performance by far.
B’s 4,378th mournful performance of If I Were a Boy was no match for the high energy dance routine, dramatic entrance and unexpected duet with Elton John we got from Gaga.
Check out Gaga and the bitter old Queen of Pop above.
GAGA’S NEW HEADGEAR
Lady Gaga’s past fashion stunts have included masks, latex and teacups, but this week she managed to surpass all of those by wearing a hat made of… her own hair!
She sported the new look at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas, where she was unveiled as the new ‘Chief Creative Officer’ for Polaroid. Translation: they’re throwing bucket loads of cash at her to plug Polaroid products and take credit for the work of their lowly paid employees. What a sell out!
As for this ‘hat,’ we’re not fans. There’s something really quite creepy about it.
Mission accomplished though, everyone’s talking about it and once again Gaga is getting the attention she so craves.
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WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH HATES LADY GAGA
The daughters of the Westboro Baptist Church, the “family” who go by the catchphrase “GOD HATES FAGS” have decided that Lady Gaga is officially more offensive than the poor dead soldiers they normally target and have recorded a parody of her hit song Poker Face.
It’s not quite as funny as it should be, other than the periodic “God Hates You” ad libbing by the backing singer. Still made us chuckle though.
Insanity knows no boundaries!
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GAGA ON STAGE IN ATLANTA
Perez Hilton has posted this video of Gaga performing in Atlanta on his web-site in order to comment on her getting hit over the head by a bouquet of flowers around the 1m03 mark.
What the former “Queen of all Media” and now celebrity ass-kisser fails to mention is that this is some of the laziest dancing and worst lip-synching we’ve witnessed all year. It took at least 8 years for Britney to look this bored on stage, whereas Lady Gaga seems to have managed it in less than 2.
Worse than that, Perez has the cheek to refer to this performance as ‘professional.’ Time for him to spend less time trying to become Gaga’s new BFF and more time writing unbiased articles if he wants to remain relevant.
What do you think about the performance?
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GAGA TAKES TO THE X FACTOR STAGE
Lady Gaga performed on this week’s X Factor looking like she’d taken style tips from 80’s cartoon character Batfink. The performance was bizarre as ever, with props including a giant bath and toilet.
Having watched Gaga go nuts on stage for what seems like the millionth time we’re starting to wonder where there is left for her to go next. Much of her success has been down to the publicity she’s been able to generate from her outlandish outfits and performances, which have included stabbing herself on stage, smashing whiskey bottles off her piano, starting fires and now performing on a toilet.
The problem is it’s all starting to look a bit similar and if she doesn’t watch we’re all going to get bored.
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LADY GAGA ON ELLEN
We love this performance of Bad Romance on Ellen. The outfit is wacky without being ridiculous, there are no over the top theatricals and Gaga sounds great.
Keep up the good work!
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LADY GAGA IS OFFICIALLY ANNOYING US
Time for her to stop this nonsense and to concentrate on dazzling us in her upcoming European tour if she wants to get us back on board!
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BAD ROMANCE AT THE AMA’s
We never thought we’d be saying this, but Lady Gaga is on the verge of boring us. Her routine for Bad Romance at the AMA’s this week was outstanding as a standalone performance, but when we compare it to everything else we’ve seen her do over the past 18 months it’s all just starting to look very similar. Gaga in a leotard, Gaga in a mask, Gaga with her crazy bitch face on, Gaga getting violent, Gaga strutting across the stage, Gaga playing the piano while standing on a stool… all of which have been seen before in her performances for Just Dance, Paparazzi, Poker Face at the MTV Awards, Glastonbury, T in the Park, the V Festival, American Idol…
When she launched onto the scene Lady Gaga was the freshest artist music had seen in 10 years and we loved her for it. Now though she’s in danger of becoming a bad caricature of herself. She’s already built a career out of ripping early Madonna off, now it’s time to borrow M’s greatest asset – REINVENTION!
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BEYONCE RETURNS THE FAVOUR
After getting together to release the worst song of the decade, Video Phone, Beyonce and Lady Gaga have duetted on another song, Telephone, which is set to be the second single from Lady Gaga’s forthcoming album.
Telephone is OK, but not up to Lady G’s usual standard – though it is certainly much better than the DREADFUL Video Phone.
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WE LOVE THIS!
The new Lady Gaga video for Bad Romance has finally arrived and we have to say we love it. As we’ve come to expect from Gaga it’s fairly bizarre and we have no idea what’s going on in it, but the costumes are fabulous and the dance routines are hot – what more could we wish for!
Check it out above.
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