LILY ALLEN THINKS SHE’S OVERWEIGHT
Lily Allen has launched an attack on the fashion industry for making her feel like she has to be skinny to be a successful pop star. She also believes she has body dysmorphia, a disorder that makes her brain think she’s grossly overweight when she looks in the mirror. In her words:
‘Ask me, “What do you see when you look in the mirror in the morning?” and I’ll be like, “Someone who is more overweight than I actually am.” It’s body dysmorphia. I honestly think I look like Michelle McManus or something.’
Now Lily, it’s not body dysmorphia that makes you look fat. It’s the extra chin and wobbly thighs you’re lugging around at the moment!
Before anyone goes getting upset, normally we wouldn’t be so cruel as to criticise a celebrity for being overweight. But in this instance Lily’s thinking it’s acceptable to make fun of Pop Idol winner Michelle’s weight problem makes her fair game to us.
LILY ALLEN HEADS BACK TO THE GYM
Lily Allen broke her 5 month Twitter silence today to reveal that she’s back in London and hitting up the gym to combat her ballooning weight.
Funnily enough the exact same thought crossed our minds only yesterday after seeing this monstrous picture of her at a recent gig in Australia.
LILY GETS TOPLESS FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR RUSSIA
Dear Lily,
Next time you’re asked to do a topless photo shoot, please pay some thought to having your AA breasts airbrushed into a respectable C cup.
Or, better still, ask Victoria Beckham for the number of her surgeon!
Yours,
RumerMills
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LILY TAKES ON GAGA…
And LOSES!
Lily Allen stripped to her underwear for a performance at the Lotto Arena in Antwerp, Belgium yesterday evening and… we wish she HADN’T! Unfortunately for her the result was far from a pretty sight, and while the outfit reminded us of something the fabulous Lady GaGa might wear on stage, the butt was far from suitable for flashing to an audience of thousands.
Lily, we love your music, personality and attitude, but you have to learn that some butts are suitable for flashing and others… aren’t. Check out Lady GaGa’s below and promise us that you’ll put it away, at least until it’s in the same league as hers!


























