LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS AN ‘ALTERNATIVE’ BRITS PARTY
It wasn’t so long ago that Lindsay Lohan was an A-List celebrity attending the hottest events in the world, but it appears her fame has plunged so low she’d now struggle to get arrested.
Last night she proved this by failing to pick up a single invite to an A-List aftershow party following the Brit Awards ceremony at Earl’s Court in London.
Instead, while the cream of the world’s music and entertainment industries were living it up at the likes of exclusive private members’ club China White, (Jay-Z, Alicia Keys, Lady Gaga…) poor Lindsay’s ‘missing invite’ meant she had to make do with throwing a party of her own at Altitude 360, where the shameless gatecrashers guests included such massive reality TV stars as fame-hungry man-whore Calum Best and Ronnie Woods’ ex-blow up doll, Ekaterina Ivanova.
Must be about time for another spell in rehab or a DUI conviction to get Lindsay’s celebrity status back on track!
GETTING INTO THE XMAS SPIRIT
For some people, Xmas is all about reindeer and elves and a jolly fat man unloading into their stockings. For us it’s all about Lindsay Lohan and her band of slutty Santa’s Helpers lap-dancing to Jingle Bell Rock.
Check out the classic scene from Mean Girls above. Take it away, Lindsay!
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WHEN LINDSAY MET DONATELLA
One of these women looks tired from a hard life of drugs and partying and suffers from an addiction to over-tanning and toxic hair bleach – but, despite sporting some of the scariest plastic surgery we’ve seen in a long time, looks relatively good for a woman in her 50’s.
The other is Donatella Versace.
Lindsay and Donatella spent last night partying at the Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in New York alongside fellow tired looking skanks female celebrities Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen and Alexa Chung (how the f*** did she get in?)
COUPLE MADE IN HELL
If anyone had asked us whether it was possible to stoop lower than serial celebu-shagger and alleged marriage wrecker Sienna Miller, our initial answer would have been no. However, Brother and Sisters’ reject Balthazar Getty appears to have achieved the (near) impossible – we’re hearing rumours that he was spotted getting his way with part-time lesbian (and full-time lunatic) Lindsay Lohan in West Hollywood club Voyeur this week!
We don’t mean to be nasty about Lindsay, in fact she’s held a special place in our hearts ever since the time we bumped into her coming out of top London department store Harvey Nicols. She was an absolute delight, particularly as she told a 16 year old trainee paparazzi that she’d “slap his f***ing face” if he ever tried to snap her again… Lovely!
