MADONNA AND JESUS ARE STILL AN ITEM
Earlier in the week we reported that Madonna and her boy-toy Jesus Luz had gone their separate ways, but it turns out this information was wrong. At least that’s what it looked like when she was spotted kissing and fondling the 23 year old model at the London premiere of A Single Man on Monday night.
Madonna was at the bash to show support to her longtime friend Tom Ford who directed the movie. It stars Colin Firth as a gay college professor who loses his partner and contemplates suicide.
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MADONNA AND JESUS SPLIT
Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz have reportedly split in a move initiated, surprisingly, by Luz. The 23 year old famehunting gigolo DJ is said to have realised that the he had “little in common” with his 51 year old girlfriend.
That’s odd – we have plenty in common with our Grandmother.
MADONNA SINGS FOR CHARITY
Madonna appeared on Friday night’s Hope for Haiti telethon and gave a moving performance of her classic hit, Like a Prayer. Check it out above.
NEW BATCH OF MADONNA SHOTS
Madonna plays a sexy housewife in the latest batch of shots to be released for her Dolce & Gabbana Spring / Summer 2010 campaign – and looks utterly sensational.
Who’d have thought 51 would ever look this great!?
MADONNA AND SEAN PENN BACK TOGETHER?
Rumours are flying around the celebrity world that Madonna and Sean Penn are dating again after being spotted dining together at Adour in the St. Regis Hotel, New York. Some media outlets are reporting that the pair shared a cosy 3 hour meal together, however this has been firmly denied by Madonna’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg.
Rosenberg’s explanation is that Madonna was in the restaurant with friends and just happened to bump into Sean, who then stopped by her table for a 10 minute chat before leaving. Quite a coincidence given the number of restaurants in New York.
That said, we’d be surprised if the pair were back together after such a long time. They divorced almost 20 years ago in 1989 after a stormy 4 year marriage, during which he reportedly beat her. Despite this they are often referred to as soul mates and she famously dedicated her 3rd and biggest selling album True Blue to him as “the coolest guy in the Universe”. Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, revealed in his 2008 expose that Sean and not Guy was “the love of her life.”
Since divorcing Sean Madonna has had a number of high profile relationships with the likes of Warren Beatty, Dennis Rodman, JFK Junior, Sandra Bernhard and Vanilla Ice. She had a child, Lourdes, with personal trainer Carlos Leon in 1996, before marrying Guy Ritchie in 2000. The pair had a son, Rocco and later adopted David Banda and Mercy James before divorcing in 2008. She was most recently thought to be dating Jesus Luz, a Brazilian model and DJ who is 28 years her juniour.
Sean’s life has been somewhat more consistent. He married Robin Wright Penn in 1991 and, other than a short separation in the 90’s during which he dated singer Jewel, stayed with her until 2009 when she filed for divorce. The pair have two children, a daughter Dylan Frances and son Hopper Jack.
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FUNNIEST SHOW IN NYC
Celebrity Autobiography is a concept that’s been around on Television for a while, and is now a hit off Broadway show that’s taking New York by storm. It’s very simple, famous faces get on stage and read aloud from the cringe-worthy books of their celebrity peers.
Among our favourites are The View’s Sherri Shepherd reading from Madonna’s Sex book, and the late Bea Arthur reading from Pamela Anderson’s Star Struck.
Check them out below.
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LOURDES GETS A BOYFRIEND
Our sources tell us that little Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s first born, has started dating. The fourteen year old fashionista is said to have fallen for a young friend of hers called Carlo. Cute name!
Carlo had better watch out though, Lourdes is gorgeous and intelligent (she’s fluent in French you know), with a killer eye for fashion. She’s set to become the hottest catch of her generation and if he doesn’t treat her like the princess she deserves to be there will be plenty more waiting in line.
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MADONNA’S HOT NEW CAMPAIGN FOR DOLCE & GABBANA
Madonna looks good enough to eat in her new advertising campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. The Dress You Up star is pictured in a range of domesticated poses, including washing the dishes, preparing some vegetables and tucking into a bowl of messy pasta. Yum yum!
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BUT DIVAS WEAR DOLCE
Madonna walked the red carpet at the Museum of Modern Art in New York last night in support of close friend Tom Ford’s first feature movie, A Single Man.
The Queen of Pop looked stunning in a pair of oversized sun-glasses and cozy black coat, finished off with a pair of dizzying black Dolce & Gabbana heels. Madonna seemed very attached to her coat and kept it on even once inside the venue, and also later at the after-show party in the Monkey Bar. Either that or she had nothing on underneath!
Other guests at the event included Kevin Bacon, Courteney Love, Michael Stipe, Julianne Moore and Satan herself, Anna Wintour.
A Single Man stars Colin Firth as a gay British university professor living in Southern California in the sixties. It will be shown in selected US theatres from December 11th, and internationally from February 2010.
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WE DOUBT SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!
Another picture of Cristiane Regina Da Silva, mother to Madonna’s Baby Jesus.
The couple flew to Brazil yesterday so that Madonna could meet her new “mother-in-law” – who we still can’t believe is 14 years her junior!
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MADONNA MEETS THE MOTHER IN LAW
At RumerMills we LOVE Madonna and normally she can do no wrong – until now. Today we learned she’s off to Brazil to meet Jesus’s mum, who at 36 years old is 15 years her junior!
When we first head about this relationship we were happy and amused that Madonna had pulled a much younger man, but now that we know his MOTHER is so much younger than her we’re quite freaked out.
We’re also quite disturbed that the mother is 36 and Jesus is 23 – we’re not the best at maths but it sounds to us like she had him at 13 years old. What is this, the immaculate conception!?
Dear Madonna – put the baby back in its pram and get out of there! It may be fine for you to go baby-snatching in Malawi, but in Brazil they have rules!
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MADONNA HANGS OUT AT HER FAVOURITE HAUNT
Give or take some questionable facial work, Madonna looked stunning as she left what seems to be her favourite restaurant in London these days, Locanda Locatelli. As is usual for her London visits, Madonna enjoyed dinner with British BFF and self-made ha! fashion designer Stella McCartney and we can just imagine the pair of them gossiping about Guy and bitching about American BFF Gwyneth over steamed veggies and filtered water.
Other than at her concerts we’ve never actually seen Madonna in the flesh and would love a more intimate viewing. Next time she hits London we’ll be taking up permanent residence in Locanda until we finally get to see her!
