NICOLE RETURNS TO AUSTRALIA FOR XMAS
Nicole Kidman looks every inch the dowdy housewife as she arrives at her sister’s home in Sydney, Australia, with her daughter Sunday Rose. Nicole talked recently about how she hates to be separated from Sunday, telling USA Today:
“I just can never be away from her, so she comes wherever I go, as you see. Have baby, will travel. She’s OK (on planes), but honestly, we stay in Nashville a lot. That’s why I don’t work that much.”
Nicole’s devotion to her daughter is touching, it’s just a pity that the children she adopted together with ex-husband Tom Cruise in 1995 don’t get quite the same (or any!) attention. Another Xmas will come and go and still no evidence of Nicole having seen those poor children since the day she and Tom separated over 9 years ago.
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IS NICOLE PREGNANT AGAIN?
All of which begs the question, what was stopping Nicole from getting pregnant during their 10 years of marriage?
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SERIAL ATTENTION SEEKER
Nicole Kidman is back on the promo trail and is resorting to her usual tactic of talking rubbish in exchange for headlines. Following last week’s disclosures of her strange sexual fetishes, this week we’re getting the lowdown on her body and recently expanding breasts. Nicole is putting her new curves down to pregnancy, saying:
“They’re not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size. I loved it!”
Translation – following pregnancy and breast-feeding my breasts resembled a spaniel’s ears. I’ve recently thrown MASSES of cash at one of Hollywood’s finest surgeons for bigger, perkier boobies.
“I felt very Woman. When you’ve had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling.”
Translation – Having starved myself to the point of near menopause my breasts never really stood a chance. Binging on half an apple a day during pregnancy saw them finally bounce back.
While we’re on this subject, what on Earth does “I felt very Woman” mean – who talks like this!?
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ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY
Nicole Kidman has finally realised that she’s barely had a headline since the world fell in love with little Suri Cruise and forgot about her, and like any good fame-whore she’s doing everything she can to try and claw back some attention. Nicole knows better than any of us that sex sells and so she cunningly decided to open up to GQ about her strange sexual fetishes. Our favourite quotes from the interview include:
“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.“ – Translation: I WANT ATTENTION!!! We wonder if she tried these strange fetishes during her time with Tom (and whether they included threesomes with other men?)
She goes on to describe her current marriage to Keith Urban as “raw” and “dangerous” – is that because he’s an alcoholic?
Still on the marriage, she says “It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.” WTF!? Drown in what – Keith’s vodka? From these incoherent ramblings it sounds like she already has!
While on the subject of Tom and Nicole, when did she last see those two kids she adopted with him? Has anyone seen them with her since 2001?
Children are for life Nicole, not just 1 marriage!!
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