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Date: December 13th, 2009

PAMMIE AT THE BRITISH COMEDY AWARDS

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Is it just us or does this dress look like someone has vomited all over it? Perhaps the sight of 42 year old Pamela Anderson in a skimpy dress designed for someone half her age was too much for a fellow guest at the British Comedy Awards to handle.

However, we do have to congratulate Pammie on finally managing to finding a designer that can make her look young again – posing next to the ancient Vivienne Westwood achieves that much more effectively than any inappropriate evening wear she might care to step out in.

Pamela Vivienne

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Date: November 17th, 2009

PAMMIE DROPS TO ALL TIME LOW

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At RumerMills we consider ourselves to be extremely generous, which is why (against our better judgement) we allocated Pammie to the C+ category of our celebrity rankings. How wrong we were!

Today it was revealed that Pammie has filmed an interview for the Jeremy Kyle show to be screened in the UK tomorrow. To our international readers who aren’t familiar with Jeremy’s work, think Jerry Springer then imagine sinking about 5 levels lower. Pammie will be opening up to Jeremy about having to live in a trailer as a result of her financial difficulties after grossly overspending on the refurb of her Malibu home (platinum swimming pools will do that!)

Pammie dear, we gave you a chance but you’ve thrown it firmly back in our face – banished to the Z list until further notice.

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Date: October 17th, 2009

Camel Toe Ho!

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Pammie looking positively rotten as she reprises her ancient red swimsuit for a “fashion” show at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami Beach. Some things never go out of fashion. Others do.

Put it away Pammie!

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