SIENNA ON THE BEACH
Sienna Miller spotted on holiday in Barbados with Jude Law, displaying the class and elegance we’ve come to love her for as she scratches her rear end in full view of the paparazzi.
Sexy!
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SIENNA’S HOME STILL ON THE MARKET
For a supposed “style” icon, we can’t help but think Sienna Miller’s London whorehouse townhouse leaves much to be desired. The filthy looking Turkish bath, slut red walls and garish cushions do nothing for the basement, while the beige sofa in the living room looks like it was salvaged from an Ikea firesale. And then there’s the blue lapdancing pole pillar in the middle of the living room. Her Estate Agent seems to agree with us, with “exotic” being the best word he could find to summarise it in his sales pitch. We certainly agree that it’s exotic, but then so is swine flu.
It comes as no surprise that the place has been languishing on the market since January, with no takers even after dropping $500,000 off the $1.8 million pricetag. Our suggestion would be to drop another $500,000 to compensate fully for the tasteless decor and then she might get some interest!
