ASHLEY COLE IN NEW TEXT MESSAGE SCANDAL

British tabloid the Sun printed exclusive pictures today of Chelsea football star Ashley Cole in his underwear – the result of some saucy texts he sent to yet another woman. This time the woman in question is described as a ‘blonde secretary,’ whose identity the paper has chosen to protect. Journalists at the Sun also have in their possession some x-rated pics he sent to the woman that were (unfortunately!) too risque to publish.
The text messages that accompanied the pics have revealed what a smooth talker Ashley is, with chat up lines such as ‘can I have 1 more of your t*ts please’ and ‘please delete all texts ill have no balls left’. True romance never dies!

Ashley is certainly a brave man messing around behind wife Cheryl Cole’s back like this – has he forgotten her violent past and conviction for assault? He may be missing more than his balls when she gets her hands on him! Just look what happened to poor toilet attendant Sophie Amogbokpa when she dared to cross her…

The real question is though, does Cheryl REALLY mind about Ashley’s cheating? We smell a bit of a rat here…
When Ashley’s last affair was revealed back in 2008, Cheryl was but a mildly famous member of pop band Girls Aloud. The public sympathy she won on the back of his cheating launched her on the path to being one of the most famous faces in the UK, and even landed her a job as a judge alongside Simon Cowell on the X Factor. Following that she launched a successful solo career and scored one of the top 10 selling singles of 2009.
Suddenly her popularity has taken a nosedive, with new single Parachute failing to live up to the success of her previous solo releases and, in the same week, an anti-Cheryl Cole Facebook group gaining it’s 1 millionth member. Would it be cynical of us to ask if this whole affair business was part of a media stunt to get her career back on track?