HAS ANGELINA HAD WORK DONE?

We’ve been curious to know how Angelina Jolie has managed to remain so straight-faced and tight-lipped amidst all the speculation of her marriage to Brad Pitt falling apart. A plastic surgeon in the US thinks he knows the answer.

Following pictures of her with strange ‘lumps’ under her ear lobes hitting the internet, the anonymous celebrity surgeon has suggested she may have had a ‘ribbon lift,’ a procedure in which a thread of absorbable ribbon is inserted under the skin and pulled tightly – thus making the skin on the face and neck appear taught. Should the ribbon come undone it’s known to result in a lump shaped gathering of the skin not dissimilar to what is shown in the picture of Angelina above.

We sincerely hope this isn’t true – 34 years old is WAY to young to start having cosmetic surgery, even by our high standards. Had she asked us we’d have suggested she simply smile a bit more to give her sullen face a bit more of a workout.