RACHEL CONTINUES TO DENY THE AFFAIR

The NY Post has printed a statement by Rachel Uchitel in which she emphatically denies having an affair with Tiger Woods. We have to say that having read such a compelling statement we’re now inclined to believe her. In Rachel’s words:

“I work in clubs and I am a businesswoman. I do not have sex with celebrities, and I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods.”

Rachel has chosen a career in which she gets to spend much of her time with celebrities, and from the huge number of pictures we’ve seen of her with a variety of famous guys we’re convinced that she is the attention seeking fame-whore we suspected. But as for this affair with Tiger, would she really deny it so strongly if it weren’t true? We know Rachel’s type and if there was even a glimmer of truth in this story she’d be spinning it out for weeks.

In many ways we’re starting to quite like her, not least because of the venom in this statement she issued regarding Ashley Sampson, the ‘friend’ who leaked the story of the affair to the press:

“[She] is just looking for a payday because she is a f- – -ing hooker and wants money. She just got a little smart for once and put some things together she could use for a story.”

Bitchy!

Perhaps then it’s time to lay off accusing Rachel of wrecking Tiger Woods’ marriage. Besides, there are many other areas of her life that fascinate us – not least this picture of her canoodling with Stephen Dorff, the has-been actor whose most notable role in the past 5 years was rescuing Britney from a bath in her video for Everytime (quick – someone call the Oscar committee!).

Anyway, back to Rachel – isn’t this the most astounding camel toe ever seen!?

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