Date: January 25th, 2010

TIGER’S CHEATING GOES TRANSATLANTIC

Tiger Woods Mistress Emma Rotheram

It’s official – there isn’t a woman on Earth Tiger Woods wouldn’t sleep with.

At least that appears to be the case following revelations in the News of the World that mistress no. 19 is Emma Rotherham – a 42 YEAR OLD MOTHER OF TWO originally from the UK. We can now safely add MILF’s to his long list of sexual preferences.

Emma is said to live close to Tiger’s office in Isleworth, Florida, and is alleged to have visited him on numerous occasions for ‘hot sex’ on the sofa in his office. Sources close to her are claiming that Tiger used to beg for raunchy photos of her dressed up in stockings and suspenders, and once had a cocaine fueled romp with her at a top golf tournament.

Tiger has now reportedly paid her $500,000 to keep her mouth shut about their affair and to hand over raunchy text messages he sent her.

He really shouldn’t have bothered with the cash. Pointing out those massively oversized teeth should have been enough to keep that mouth closed.

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Date: January 25th, 2010

BRISTOL PALIN TAKES UP CELIBACY

Bristol Palin becomes celibate and vows not to have sex before marriage

In an interview with Oprah this week Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol pledged to remain celibate until she gets married. And there we were thinking the youth of today had no morals…

It’s just a pity she wasn’t quite so good at keeping her underwear on while dating Levi Johnston, who got her pregnant when she was just 17 years old. She later gave birth to son Tripp at 18, before ending her relationship with Levi.

Meanwhile it’s been revealed that she’s suing Levi for $1,750 per month in child support after he got rich posing naked for Playgirl magazine.

The Republican Party must feel so lucky to count the Palins as members. Teenage pregnancy, allegations of fraud, profiting from naked teenage boys… such a fine, upstanding family!

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Date: January 23rd, 2010

MICHAEL AND CZJ ARE STILL HARD AT IT

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In a candid interview with American magazine AARP, Michael Douglas revealed this week the secret to his successful marriage – Viagra. The 65 year old Hollywood legend has admitted to taking the performance enhancing drug to keep up with his insatiable wife, Catherine Zeta Jones.

‘God bless her that she likes older guys,’ he said when asked about the success of his marriage.

‘And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years – Viagra, Cialis – that can make us all feel younger.’

It’s good to know that Catherine is working hard for her money. Poor Michael had better watch she doesn’t wear him out though, at 65 years old all that pill-popping and sexual gymnastics is bound to be putting a strain on his heart.

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Date: January 22nd, 2010

TIGER REPENTS

Tiger Woods announces he will take an indefinite break from golf

Golf superstar and celebrity sex pervert Tiger Woods has been off radar for a few weeks now but has finally been tracked down to a clinic for sex addicts in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. US news outlets are reporting that he’s half way through the Pine Grove’s six-week Gentle Path programme, said to cost $60,000.

Tiger Woods Reportedly Staying at Pine Grove Rehab

Woods is said to have entered the program after his wife Elin Nordegren threatened to take his 2 children – daughter Sam Alexis, 2, and 6 month old son Charlie Axel – back to Sweden unless he entered rehab and vowed to stop cheating.

Pine Grove is regarded as having one of the world’s best sex addict recovery programmes. Normally patients share rooms and carry out domestic chores, but Tiger reportedly has his own chalet and maid service.

Let’s hope for Elin’s sake these ‘maids’ aren’t hot young women – otherwise this will be the equivalent of sending a fat kid to rehab in a burger joint!

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Date: January 8th, 2010

CHERYL COLE TALKS SEX

Cheryl Cole gives a thumbs up after her act, Joe McElderry, makes it to the finals on The X Factor

Cheryl Cole has revealed this week that she had underage sex and lost her virginity at age 15 – but is proud that she made her boyfriend wait 3 months before putting out. In her words:

“I was 15 when I lost my virginity, but I made my boyfriend wait three months, so I am really proud of myself for that.”

And proud you should be Cheryl, making him wait 3 whole months. Such restraint from a 15 year old! That’s like, 90 whole days.

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Date: January 3rd, 2010

NEW REVELATIONS ON WARREN BEATTY

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Just when it was starting to look like there was no man on Earth who’d slept with more women than Tiger Woods, a new biography on Warren Beatty has been released and will remind the world that Tiger still has quite some way to go before he’ll be anywhere near Beatty’s league.

The new book, written by Peter Biskind, estimates that Beatty has slept with “12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.” What a perv!

Beatty’s conquests are as high on quality as on quantity and read like a who’s who of the 20th century. Included are the likes of Joan Collins, Shirley MacLaine, Annette Bening, Diane Keaton and Madonna.

We hope they used protection!

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Date: December 24th, 2009

SARANDON AND ROBBINS ANNOUNCE SPLIT

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At 51 years old it seems that Tim Robbins may have gotten a bit too long in the tooth for screen legend Susan Sarandon, 63, and this week the pair announced their separation after 23 years together. Although they never married their relationship was one of the longest in Hollywood history.

Speculation as to the cause of the split is rife, and Gawker suggests that it may be down to Susan getting her Cougar claws into a new toy-boy – step forward New York socialite and Ping Pong nerd, Jonathan Bricklin. Sarandon met Jonathan, aged 31, at one of his famous ‘Naked Ping Pong’ parties in 2007 and the two became friends over a shared love of the game. She later became an investor in his Ping Pong club, SPiN, opened in Manhattan’s Flatiron district in 2009.

We appreciate that every Cougar needs fresh meat from time to time, but Bricklin isn’t exactly in the Ashton Kutcher or Jesus Luz league. In fact this guy is an out and out geek, pictured below in 2007 playing Ping Pong while waiting in line for the release of the iPhone. The word LOSER springs to mind.

Jonathan Bricklin

So far Sarandon’s publicist has denied the relationship, which we hope is the truth. While Susan may be 63 years old, she’s in fantastic shape and could do MUCH better than Bricklin.

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Date: December 20th, 2009

NEW MOVIE “SPREAD”

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Shocking pictures from Ashton Kutcher and Anne Heche’s new movie have been released and we can imagine that Demi Moore will be furious.

The appropriately named “Spread“ is billed as an art house film about a guy named Nikki who sleeps his way to a life of privilege, but judging by the pictures it’s quite simply an old fashioned porno. Critics have said it has the most explicit sex scenes ever shot by a Hollywood A-Lister (referring of course to Ashton and not the part-time lesbian and eternal C-Lister Anne Heche).

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We can’t wait to read what Twitter addict Demi will have to say about her toy-boy getting it on with one of her cougar rivals!

Check out more raunchy stills from the movie here.

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Date: December 9th, 2009

HOLLY SAMPSON – TIGER’S PORN STAR MISTRESS

Holly Sampson

Something seemed familiar to us when we first saw Tiger Woods’ latest mistress Holly Sampson, star of Suck It Dry 6 and Bare Breasted Bondage. Then it dawned on us – we’d seen those very same breasts just a few days before.

Victoria-Beckham

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Date: December 6th, 2009

JUDE AND SIENNA ARE BACK ON

Jude Law Ups Security in NYC!

After days of creeping around New York together it looks like Jude Law and Sienna Miller are officially dating again. Law was spotted leaving Sienna’s apartment early yesterday morning looking like he’d spent the night there. This comes on the back of the pair being spotted leaving Jude’s apartment in New York on Friday, together with their police escort.

The pair famously split in 2006 after a 2 year relationship when it was revealed that Law had been having an affair with his children’s nanny, Daisy Wright.

Sienna Miller

We have to say we’re glad the NYPD has time to facilitate Jude and Sienna’s get-togethers. With Osama bin Laden still on the loose and daily terrorist threats in New York we had thought they might have more important matters to deal with.

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Date: December 6th, 2009

WE DOUBT IT!!

Mindy Lawton Collect

Mindy Lawton, a waitress at Tiger Woods’ local Perkins Diner in Orlando, is the latest young lady to claim an affair with the golfing superstar.

We’re sorry Mindy but based on this photo we’re just not buying it!!!

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Date: December 5th, 2009

JAMIE JUNGERS @ TRASHYGIRLS.COM

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Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model, is reportedly the latest mistress to be shopping around the details of her 2 year affair with Tiger Woods. Jamie, perhaps the classiest mistress to date, is signed to the very prestigious TrashyGirls.com and is available for hire by clicking on the link.

Now in all fairness to Tiger we are not convinced he has the time to service three Las Vegas mistresses (unless he is a multi-tasker)?!! We are giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one until Ms Jungers provides us with some hard evidence!

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Date: December 3rd, 2009

RONNIE WOOD ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING GIRLFRIEND

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It’s not been a great week for the Woods. Following on from Tiger’s women trouble we now have Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 62, being arrested for an alleged assault on his Russian escort girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova, 21.

Ronnie met Ekaterina at the Capricorn Club in Goodge St, London, once described by the Metropolitan Police as a “sex and drugs den.” One officer described the bar as “an underground brothel, where clients had sex in cubicles and drugs including cocaine were easily available.”

Given such romantic beginnings who’d have thought that this relationship might end in disaster! We were sure Ekaterina truly loved the world-famous, millionaire pensioner.

Tell us, what twenty-something hot blonde wouldn’t fall in love with that face?

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Date: December 3rd, 2009

THE 3 WOMEN LINKED TO TIGER (SO FAR)

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It’s been difficult to keep up with Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses this week as so many are crawling out of the woodwork. To keep things simple we thought a short summary was in order.

Left: Rachel Uchitel. The woman who thought nothing of using her fiance’s death in 9/11 as a platform for launching her career as a celebrity socialite. Something of a celebrity bike, with links to Stephen Dorff, Ryan Seacrest and David Boreanz amongst others. Our guess is that this one has been ridden all over Hollywood.

Centre: Jaimee Grubbs. Nasty little famewhore that would sell her grandmother for two inches in a tabloid newspaper. Attempted to get famous via a reality TV show. Failed. Got her claws into Tiger and spent the next 2 years gathering evidence of their affair to later sell to the media, including the now infamous voicemail. First slept with him while his wife was pregnant – this is one classy chick.

Right: Kalika Moquin. Occupation – “party hostess”. Translation – slut. Claims that she met Tiger at the MGM Grand Hotel in Vegas on October 27th. Has admitted to Life & Style magazine that the pair “hooked up” on several occasions but so far has not confessed to sleeping with the billionaire golfer. We’re sure a full confession will be forthcoming within seconds of a six figure offer for her story.

What a fine bunch of young women – we really must commend Tiger on his impeccable taste! And to think he could have gone home to this…

Elin Nordegren

Silly, silly man.

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Date: December 2nd, 2009

TIGER WOODS CONFESSES… SORT OF

Tiger Woods And Michael Clarke Launch Gillette Education Grant

Tiger Woods appears to have finally confessed to the affairs he’s been accused of having. The record breaking golf champion issued the following statement:

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.“

Sadly Tiger stops short of naming (and shaming) his whores mistresses.

More than being a golfer Tiger Woods is an international brand that helps generate billions of dollars in revenues from products as diverse as shaving foam to credit cards. We wonder what effect this confession will have on his brand. Probably very little given most of the products he endorses are aimed towards men, many of whom probably have a new respect for the cheating rat and his antics - Bro’s before Ho’s and all that!

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