HEIDI MONTAG’S PLASTIC SURGERY
Heid Montag is on the cover of People Magazine this week boasting about her obsession with plastic surgery and the fact that she recently had 10 procedures in one day, ranging from a mini brow lift to breast augmentation.
We have to ask if gender re-assignment was one of the remaining 8 procedures? She certainly looks like a bad tranny in the ‘after’ shots.
VICTORIA GETS HER BOOBS REDUCED
Victoria Beckham looked a little lot deflated today as she took her boys for frozen yoghurt (right).
The fashionista has reportedly had a third boob job, this time to reduce her massive 34DD’s to manageable 34B’s. They’re certainly looking much smaller than the massive funbags she was sporting in 2007 (left).
Sources tell us that this is the final step in her transformation from slutty looking WAG to respectable fashion designer.
We do hope David’s not a boob man. He certainly can’t be a bum man, there’s not a pick on her scrawny rear.
But hey, at least they don’t look like THIS any more!
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VICTORIA POPS OUT FOR DINNER
Victoria Beckham flashed her gravity-defying ‘natural’ boob yesterday as she left Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Chelsea, West London. It seems that in her world -5 degrees is the perfect temperature for strutting around town in nothing but a skimpy blazer.
David and Victoria had enjoyed a romantic meal for 2 to mark his return to Italy, where he is once again on loan to AC Milan in preparation for joining the England football squad in the 2010 world cup. He looked great as ever, once again channeling the stockbroker look he’s become so fond of since returning to the UK for Christmas.
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