CHERYL STEPS OUT IN LA

On the day it was revealed that the blonde whore secretary Ashley Cole’s been sleeping with is Vicky Gough, a 30 year old who works for rival football team Liverpool FC, his ’fragile’ wife Cheryl was spotted in LA having dinner at Katsuya.

So ‘fragile’ indeed that she managed to slip into a cocktail dress and head out to the hottest celebrity restaurant in LA! Guess she was trying to avoid the paparazzi then…

As for the secretary, we are slightly surprised by Ashley’s taste in ‘women’  - on first sight we thought this was a drag queen, though we certainly wouldn’t put that past him.

Meanwhile newspapers are now reporting that Cheryl’s house has been ‘targetted by thieves’ while she’s been in LA. What a coincidence! The media campaign to generate sympathy and return Mrs Cole to ‘nation’s sweetheart’ status is starting to get ridiculous…