MILEY’S SISTER SET TO LAUNCH SHOCKING NEW FASHION RANGE

Responsible parents the world over will be terrified to learn that Miley Cyrus‘ 9 year old sister Noah is set to launch her own clothing range. Noah, famous for dressing like a hooker her risque looks has teamed up with best friend Emily Grace Reaves, 8, to launch a range of what is described as ‘trendy, sweet, yet edgy’ designs in time for Valentine’s Day.

So much is wrong with this story we’re not quite sure where to start. At 8 and 9 years old it’s doubtful this pair have the design knowledge or business awareness to launch a clothing line, so they’re clearly puppets being exploited by their parents and Ooh! La, La! Couture, the company financing the range. Shouldn’t they be focusing on playing with dolls and doing their homework? And why on Earth is a CHILDREN’S range being launched in time for Valentine’s Day?

Worst of all though is the complete lack of style displayed by these girls in any of their past outfits. If they’re going to insist on being dressed like adults they could at least choose some stylish role models like Victoria Beckham or Blake Lively – rather than whatever pair of Hollywood Blvd trannies they’ve chosen to mimic for their previous red carpet outfits.

To us this is even more alarming than the pictures Miley and her father did for Vanity Fair a few years back. If these kids weren’t as rich and famous we’re pretty sure the authorities would have stepped in by now to put an end to this outrageously bad parenting.

Update: Ooh! La, La! Couture have denied that Noah or Emily will be designing a range for them. Instead they say their latest collection was ‘inspired’ by Emily. We’re not letting them totally off the hook though, their designs are still completely inappropriate for the age group they’re targetting.

Check out the collection here.