BRITISH Z-LIST FASHION DISASTER
At RumerMills we wouldn’t normally lower ourselves to covering the antics of Z-List British soap-stars, but when we spotted an article in the Daily Mail showing Coronation St actress Michelle Keegan in this horrendous outfit, we couldn’t let it pass – if only as a warning to celebrities the world over on how NEVER to dress.
The hair: This odd attempt at an Amy Winehouse beehive fails miserably, looking more like a disturbing mess of back-combed, greasy rats’ tails.
The headband: Last seen on Olivia Newton John – in 1981! Michelle clearly has ideas above her station if she thinks she can single handedly re-launch the trend almost 30 years later. Our advice to her is to wait for someone that WE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT to bring this back into fashion.
The tan: The ‘afternoon of gentle sun-tanning in Barbados’ look is in. The ‘burnt-orange radioactive Chernobyl victim’ look is well and truly out.
The fur: Victoria Beckham may have made fur cool again, but to carry it off well requires being wealthy enough to spend the equivalent of the average UK annual salary on something luxurious, vintage and classy. This $20 sheep skin rug looks cheap, tacky and so devastatingly fake it makes us want to cry.
The trousers: Ever thought about having them tailored to your size so that we can see your shoes, Michelle? On second thoughts, maybe best to hold off until never such times as you can afford something by Louboutin or Jimmy Choo.
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