Date: February 22nd, 2010

JENNIFER LOPEZ AT THE SAN REMO FESTIVAL

Jennifer Lopez and Tokyo hotel perform during the 60th festival of italian song in San Remo

J-Lo’s midlife crisis continued this week as she painted on yet another catsuit.

The diva is set to turn 40 later this year and clearly thinks she has something to prove, showing up to the San Remo music festival in Italy in an outfit skinny girls half her age would run screaming from. Admittedly this reinforced leather number may hold her in far better than the horrendous silky one she wore for her New Year’s gig in New York and subsequent Superbowl gig in Miami, but there comes time in every woman’s life where she has to admit she’s a married mother of two and not an East-side drag queen.

Yours has come, Jennifer!

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Date: February 9th, 2010

J-LO’S HORRIFIC CATSUIT GETS A SECOND AIRING

Jennifer Lopez!

We more or less let you away with this HORRENDOUS catsuit when you wore it for your New Year’s Eve gig in Times Square – shame on us.

But – pouring your fat ass into it AGAIN for last night’s Superbowl Party – SHAME ON YOU!!!

The A-list onlookers at last night’s event in Miami, including Jessica Alba and Chace Crawford, must have been aghast at seeing the former fashion icon strut her stuff in this outfit, which even a 19 year old supermodel would have struggled to pull off. This soon-to-be-40 mother of two had no chance.

We can only assume she’s lost her mind. Regardless, we won’t forgive the same mistake twice so time for her to ‘throw on those Louboutins’ and march straight into the B list!

Ps. J-Lo – next time you don a skin-tight catsuit, ask your vagina nicely not to start chewing on it.

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