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VICTORIA CLAIMS TO BE THE SAME DRESS SIZE AS J-LO
In the most unlikely news we’ve heard all year, 10 Magazine published an interview with Victoria Beckham this week in which she claims to be the same dress size as Jennifer Lopez. According to Posh:
“My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes (LIE No. 1 – they only go up to a size 12, ruling out half the female population). Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore (LIE No. 2 – see below).”
The interviewer was clearly unable to hide her disbelief, forcing Posh to add:
“Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
Erm, NO-ONE!
As the pictures above show, their bodies couldn’t be more different. One clearly likes her grub and carries more junk than the average dumpster, while the other is dangerously malnourished and counts fresh air as one of her favourite foods.
We doubt J-Lo will be happy when news of this interview reaches her. Victoria’s shock at being the same size as her seems to us to be little more than a thinly veiled attempt at implying she’s a porker!
