KATHERINE JENKINS DOES G-A-Y

P-opera star Katherine Jenkins took precautions for her performance at legendary London club G-A-Y on Saturday night and did her best impression of a black condom. Club goers, who in the past have been thrilled by appearances from the likes of Madonna, Kylie and Christina Aguilera, were treated to the most boring night of their lives some opera classics courtesy of opera’s most famous mezzo-soprano.

Thank goodness she was playing a gay club, we can only imagine how much lube was required to squeeze her curvaceous figure into that tight little number!

The outfit worn by the chronic attention seeker forces’ sweetheart was a far cry from the classic white dress she wore as she arrived in Swansea to promote her new album, Believe. The Welsh star treated journalists to an unexpected Marilyn Monroe moment when her dress flew up when disembarking from her helicopter. Now who could have predicted that might happen…

To our US readers, watch out. We hear that Katherine is aiming to crack America with her latest offering… check it out here on iTunes.