KYLIE AND THE BEANSTALK

Kylie Minogue did her best impression of a midget this week as she and boyfriend Andres Velencoso jetted into Barcelona to spend Xmas with his father and sisters. The pair were spotted arriving from Australia after spending a week with Kylie’s family in Melbourne.

We’d love to talk about what a cute little package Kylie is, but in reality this picture is grossing us out. Shouldn’t Andres pick a girlfriend his own size? Kylie should certainly be on the look out for a miniature boyfriend, and we think we’ve found just the man. Step forward Tiny-Tom Cruise!

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