Date: February 9th, 2010

NEW PICTURES OF LEVI IN PLAYGIRL

Levi Johnston poses naked for playgirl

Playgirl have finally unveiled the cover shot of Levi Johnston from the shoot they did with him late last year.

The father of Sarah Palin’s grandson Tripp still looks like his legs could do with some more time in the gym, but the face is coming along just nicely – almost like a younger, hotter McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy.

This month’s magazine also includes a 19 page spread with the aspiring actor in which he reveals all about his dealings with the Palin family. We doubt they’ll come off well and so Sarah might actually be quite glad of the naked pictures to distract from the narrative.

Date: January 25th, 2010

BRISTOL PALIN TAKES UP CELIBACY

Bristol Palin becomes celibate and vows not to have sex before marriage

In an interview with Oprah this week Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol pledged to remain celibate until she gets married. And there we were thinking the youth of today had no morals…

It’s just a pity she wasn’t quite so good at keeping her underwear on while dating Levi Johnston, who got her pregnant when she was just 17 years old. She later gave birth to son Tripp at 18, before ending her relationship with Levi.

Meanwhile it’s been revealed that she’s suing Levi for $1,750 per month in child support after he got rich posing naked for Playgirl magazine.

The Republican Party must feel so lucky to count the Palins as members. Teenage pregnancy, allegations of fraud, profiting from naked teenage boys… such a fine, upstanding family!