LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS AN ‘ALTERNATIVE’ BRITS PARTY

It wasn’t so long ago that Lindsay Lohan was an A-List celebrity attending the hottest events in the world, but it appears her fame has plunged so low she’d now struggle to get arrested.

Last night she proved this by failing to pick up a single invite to an A-List aftershow party following the Brit Awards ceremony at Earl’s Court in London.

Instead, while the cream of the world’s music and entertainment industries were living it up at the likes of exclusive private members’ club China White, (Jay-Z, Alicia Keys, Lady Gaga…) poor Lindsay’s ‘missing invite’ meant she had to make do with throwing a party of her own at Altitude 360, where the shameless gatecrashers guests included such massive reality TV stars as fame-hungry man-whore Calum Best and Ronnie Woods’ ex-blow up doll, Ekaterina Ivanova.

Must be about time for another spell in rehab or a DUI conviction to get Lindsay’s celebrity status back on track!