RACHEL UCHITEL SPENDS THE HOLIDAYS IN FLORIDA

Tiger Woods’ no.1 mistress Rachel Uchitel was spotted yesterday in Palm Beach, Florida, doing what she does best – whoring herself for publicity.

The staged candid shots are said to have been taken by a paparazzo who ’stumbled’ across the celebrity whore as she spent some time by the sea frolicking with her dog. Translation: Rachel cut a 50/50 deal with a low life pap to stage some nearly naked shots to keep her greedy little face in the tabloids for yet another day.

It’s been reported that the 34 year old club hostess is keen to keep her celebrity value high as she’s about to cut deals to reveal all on Oprah, then reveal even more for Playboy. Apparently she’s been offered seven figure sums by both, which is potentially the most money a woman has ever earned from having sex – we’re talking figures that the best Hollywood madams could only dream of earning in a lifetime.

We do have to congratulate Rachel on finally finding a bikini that keeps her tucked in – certainly a vast improvement on the horrendous camel toe she displayed while frolicking on the beach with Stephen Dorff a few years back.

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