RIHANNA’S MULTIPLE CRIMES AGAINST FASHION AT THE GRAMMYS

Dear Rihanna

Next time Clive Davis invites you to his pre-Grammy Awards Gala, we’d suggest requesting something stylish from a reputable designer rather than fashioning a homemade outfit from your favorite assortment of crepe papers and an old black leotard.

Borrowing a pair of your mother’s favourite coral pink shoes is also a no.

As for attending the awards themselves, the ‘dipped yourself in glue then ripped open a pillow’ look is not and never will be in. Poor Jay looks horrified at being snapped talking to you.

Yours,

RumerMills