TIGER WOODS’ PRESS CONFERENCE

Do 15 minute sex-addict apology speeches qualify for the Oscars? If so Tiger should make a clean sweep at this year’s ceremony!

We particularly love the part that goes:

“I am also aware of the pain my behaviour has caused to those of you in this room. I have let you down.”

Now now Tiger, don’t beat yourself up too much… not a single journalist in that room felt any pain from your actions – quite the opposite. Do you know how many newspapers they sold on the back of your sex-crazed antics?