TIGER REPENTS

Golf superstar and celebrity sex pervert Tiger Woods has been off radar for a few weeks now but has finally been tracked down to a clinic for sex addicts in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. US news outlets are reporting that he’s half way through the Pine Grove’s six-week Gentle Path programme, said to cost $60,000.

Woods is said to have entered the program after his wife Elin Nordegren threatened to take his 2 children – daughter Sam Alexis, 2, and 6 month old son Charlie Axel – back to Sweden unless he entered rehab and vowed to stop cheating.

Pine Grove is regarded as having one of the world’s best sex addict recovery programmes. Normally patients share rooms and carry out domestic chores, but Tiger reportedly has his own chalet and maid service.

Let’s hope for Elin’s sake these ‘maids’ aren’t hot young women – otherwise this will be the equivalent of sending a fat kid to rehab in a burger joint!