TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS JAMIE JUNGERS FINDS PAID EMPLOYMENT
Jamie Jungers, former cocktail waitress and Tiger Woods sex-toy, cashed in on her notoriety by scoring a job to promote Pure nightclub in Las Vegas this week.
Judging from the promotional shot the nightclub owners were looking for a girl with lots of experience in lying on her back with her legs in the air.
If that’s the case then in Jamie they certainly found the best woman for the blow job!
A GLIMPSE OF THE REAL TIGER
Here’s Tiger Woods in a never before seen shot for Vanity Fair. The picture was originally taken in January 2006 by controversial photographer Annie Liebowitz, and has now been picked out of the archives for the magazine’s latest issue.
In it we see Tiger pumping iron and looking menacing – a far cry from the sweet boy we’re used to seeing on the golf course. Suddenly it’s not so hard to picture him as the sex-crazed adulterer who cheated on his wife countless times.
In the accompanying article, journalist Buzz Bissinger talks to some of the people who’ve interviewed Woods over the years to try to get a handle on how he managed to keep his infidelity under wraps for so long. He also takes a look back at some of the interviews, including a very embarrassing one that a 21 year old Woods gave to GQ in 1997 in which he joked about lesbian sex and the endowment of black athletes. He said:
“What I can’t figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?”
He later rubbed the tips of his shoes together and asked the women who looked after him during the interview “What’s this?” When they replied they didn’t know he answered with “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”
Then came another joke about why two lesbians always reach orgasm faster than two gay guys: because the lesbians are always going 69.
Such a vile perv funny guy!
Thankfully Tiger met super-agent Mark Steinberg shortly after the interview was given, who made sure he didn’t repeat this type of bad behaviour in public again.
Just a pity Steinberg didn’t have quite so much influence over his private life!
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NEW REVELATIONS ON WARREN BEATTY
Just when it was starting to look like there was no man on Earth who’d slept with more women than Tiger Woods, a new biography on Warren Beatty has been released and will remind the world that Tiger still has quite some way to go before he’ll be anywhere near Beatty’s league.
The new book, written by Peter Biskind, estimates that Beatty has slept with “12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.” What a perv!
Beatty’s conquests are as high on quality as on quantity and read like a who’s who of the 20th century. Included are the likes of Joan Collins, Shirley MacLaine, Annette Bening, Diane Keaton and Madonna.
We hope they used protection!
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IS ELIN SET TO TAKE TIGER BACK?
Elin Nordegren could be set to claim the ‘doormat of the year’ award with sources reporting that she may be ready to take her “lion cheetah” of a husband back. Although Elin has spent the holidays holed up at the couple’s chalet in the ski resort of Chamonix, France, while Tiger has been soaking up the sun in Palm Beach, Florida, the two are said to have spent a great deal of time talking on the phone trying to work through their issues.
We’d imagine that might take quite a bit of time. With rumours of at least 14 affairs with women ranging from dowdy burger waitresses to posh British TV personalities, it’s not going to be easy for Elin to work out what it is exactly Tiger is looking for from a woman.
Then there’s the fact that Tiger’s highest profile mistress Rachel Uchitel was less than a few miles from where his yacht was parked in Palm Beach during the holiday period. Surely there’s some explaining to do there?
Our advice to Elin is to RUN FOR THE HILLS. With half of his billion dollar fortune of course.
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RACHEL UCHITEL SPENDS THE HOLIDAYS IN FLORIDA
Tiger Woods’ no.1 mistress Rachel Uchitel was spotted yesterday in Palm Beach, Florida, doing what she does best – whoring herself for publicity.
The staged candid shots are said to have been taken by a paparazzo who ’stumbled’ across the celebrity whore as she spent some time by the sea frolicking with her dog. Translation: Rachel cut a 50/50 deal with a low life pap to stage some nearly naked shots to keep her greedy little face in the tabloids for yet another day.
It’s been reported that the 34 year old club hostess is keen to keep her celebrity value high as she’s about to cut deals to reveal all on Oprah, then reveal even more for Playboy. Apparently she’s been offered seven figure sums by both, which is potentially the most money a woman has ever earned from having sex – we’re talking figures that the best Hollywood madams could only dream of earning in a lifetime.
We do have to congratulate Rachel on finally finding a bikini that keeps her tucked in – certainly a vast improvement on the horrendous camel toe she displayed while frolicking on the beach with Stephen Dorff a few years back.
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TIGER QUITS GOLF
Tiger Woods has today released a statement on his official website to say he is taking time out from golf to work on his broken marriage. In his words:
“After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.”
We’re surprised at Tiger’s decision, especially since it’s not so much his golf playing that’s ruined his marriage as his sexual relations with porn stars, socialites, party-planners, British TV personalities, waitresses, barmaids, glamour models, reality-TV wannabes and, well, any other big-breasted, home-wrecking famewhore that’s passed within 10 feet of him over the past few years. We do hope he’s giving those up too!
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HOLLY SAMPSON – TIGER’S PORN STAR MISTRESS
Something seemed familiar to us when we first saw Tiger Woods’ latest mistress Holly Sampson, star of Suck It Dry 6 and Bare Breasted Bondage. Then it dawned on us – we’d seen those very same breasts just a few days before.
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WOMAN INJURED AT TIGER WOODS’ HOME
We’re receiving reports that a woman has been rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods’ Florida home. Details are sketchy at the moment, but what we do know is that firefighters responed to a medical emergency call early this morning which resulted in a blonde woman being carried out of the property on a stretcher and being transported to hospital in an ambulance.
Minutes after the patient arrived at the hospital, a black SUV similar to the one driven by Tiger arrived at the hospital.
Rumours are already flying around the internet about a potential domestic abuse incident, or alternatively a possible suicide attempt. As yet these rumours are completely unfounded.
Update: We’ve now had confirmation that the woman carried out of Tiger’s home was in fact his mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg. Barbro collapsed after complaining of stomach pains and was taken to a local hospital, but has since been released.
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WE DOUBT IT!!
Mindy Lawton, a waitress at Tiger Woods’ local Perkins Diner in Orlando, is the latest young lady to claim an affair with the golfing superstar.
We’re sorry Mindy but based on this photo we’re just not buying it!!!
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JAMIE JUNGERS @ TRASHYGIRLS.COM
Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model, is reportedly the latest mistress to be shopping around the details of her 2 year affair with Tiger Woods. Jamie, perhaps the classiest mistress to date, is signed to the very prestigious TrashyGirls.com and is available for hire by clicking on the link.
Now in all fairness to Tiger we are not convinced he has the time to service three Las Vegas mistresses (unless he is a multi-tasker)?!! We are giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one until Ms Jungers provides us with some hard evidence!
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DOES ONE OF TIGER’S MISTRESSES FANCY A CAREER IN PORN?
There’s a rumour flying around the media industry that alleges one of the 3 women linked to Tiger Woods is shopping a sex tape to news outlets through a third party broker. Surely not!? If this is true the story just keeps getting better!
Which one could it be? Dumb question! Judging by what we know of these women it could quite easily be any one of them.
Who do you think it is? Vote below!
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THE 3 WOMEN LINKED TO TIGER (SO FAR)
It’s been difficult to keep up with Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses this week as so many are crawling out of the woodwork. To keep things simple we thought a short summary was in order.
Left: Rachel Uchitel. The woman who thought nothing of using her fiance’s death in 9/11 as a platform for launching her career as a celebrity socialite. Something of a celebrity bike, with links to Stephen Dorff, Ryan Seacrest and David Boreanz amongst others. Our guess is that this one has been ridden all over Hollywood.
Centre: Jaimee Grubbs. Nasty little famewhore that would sell her grandmother for two inches in a tabloid newspaper. Attempted to get famous via a reality TV show. Failed. Got her claws into Tiger and spent the next 2 years gathering evidence of their affair to later sell to the media, including the now infamous voicemail. First slept with him while his wife was pregnant – this is one classy chick.
Right: Kalika Moquin. Occupation – “party hostess”. Translation – slut. Claims that she met Tiger at the MGM Grand Hotel in Vegas on October 27th. Has admitted to Life & Style magazine that the pair “hooked up” on several occasions but so far has not confessed to sleeping with the billionaire golfer. We’re sure a full confession will be forthcoming within seconds of a six figure offer for her story.
What a fine bunch of young women – we really must commend Tiger on his impeccable taste! And to think he could have gone home to this…
Silly, silly man.
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TIGER WOODS CONFESSES… SORT OF
Tiger Woods appears to have finally confessed to the affairs he’s been accused of having. The record breaking golf champion issued the following statement:
“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.“
Sadly Tiger stops short of naming (and shaming) his whores mistresses.
More than being a golfer Tiger Woods is an international brand that helps generate billions of dollars in revenues from products as diverse as shaving foam to credit cards. We wonder what effect this confession will have on his brand. Probably very little given most of the products he endorses are aimed towards men, many of whom probably have a new respect for the cheating rat and his antics - Bro’s before Ho’s and all that!
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TIGER LEAVES A VOICEMAIL FOR MISTRESS
Yes, a voicemail!
Having learned yesterday that Tiger Woods thought it a good idea to have an affair with a 24 year old cocktail waitress who tried to launch herself to fame on reality TV, we started to question his intelligence. And now today we find out that he decided to leave her a VOICEMAIL the day before his wife went berserk and smashed up his car, asking her to change her cell phone greeting to throw his wife off the scent.
Tiger pleaded:
“I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
So now a lesson in life for Tiger. When a ditsy, blonde waitress 10 years your junior approaches you with the intention of starting a torrid affair it’s unlikely to be because she admires your golf swing. If during the course of your 3 year affair she drops into the conversation the fact that she’d previously appeared on a reality TV show, LISTEN TO THE ALARM BELLS! The girl is a fame-whore and although it may take 2, 3 or even 5 years, at some point she’ll run to the tabloids and sell the juicy details of every intimate moment you ever shared.
And if you really can’t resist her advances then do yourself a favour and minimise the evidence – that means don’t arm her with voicemails and sex texts (sexts?)!
Check out the voicemail here.
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IS THIS TIGER’S MISTRESS?
After 4 days of speculation about whether Tiger Woods was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel, the mystery of who his mistress was may have been solved. Jaimee Grubbs, star of VH1 reality show Tool Academy, has come forward and claimed to have been having an affair with Woods for almost 3 years.
Jaimee, a 24 year old cocktail waitress, claims the pair first hooked up in April 2007 and have had over 20 sexual encounters since then. What’s more, she also claims to be in posession of text messages and voicemails that prove the affair.
Is it possible that Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren stumbled across these text messages and that’s what led her to smash his car window in with a golf club? Or is it more likely that this attention seeking little ho’ decided she wanted a piece of the paparazzi action that Rachel Uchitel’s been getting and made the whole thing up?
We wait to be informed!
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