HISTORY IN THE MAKING: POSH WITHOUT HER MAKEUP
The world was thrown into chaos this week when Victoria Beckham was spotted looking like a normal mother of three.
The fashionista was caught in LA wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and presumably no makeup as she hid her face under a black bomber jacket. This is very out of character for Victoria, who’s never been seen looking anything other than immaculate – and has certainly never been known to pass up a photo opportunity.
Could there be another reason for the disguise? Bit of work done maybe?
Thankfully she’d returned to her glamorous best by the time she headed to LAX on Saturday to catch a flight to London, wearing a little black dress and chunky belt that are sure to set the trend for this season’s fashion.
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THICK ‘N’ THIN SHARE THEIR PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITIES
David Beckham’s return to AC Milan in Italy may mean he’s thousands of miles from his family, but wife Victoria has revealed it’s no reason he can’t help around the home. In an interview with Absolute Now she revealed:
‘The other night I said to David, “I am really struggling with the homework here, and I have so much going on in the house.” So I sat Brooklyn down in front of the computer, and they Skyped for 20 minutes. Brooklyn did his reading to Daddy over Skype.‘
Hmm, so David was asked to help Brooklyn with his 5th grade reading. Isn’t that like asking a chimpanzee to explain Newton’s theory of relativity? David may have skills on the soccer pitch and a big set of golden balls, but unfortunately he doesn’t appear to have 2 brain cells to rub together.
It’s probably safe to assume that Brooklyn got an ‘F’ for that particular piece of homework.
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ANOTHER MEGABUCKS YEAR FOR B & J
Lapdancing for terrorists appears to be paying well these days, with Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z topping the 2009 list of Hollywood’s highest earning couples. The pair are reported to have earned around $100m between them in the last year alone.
This is probably not a great time for B’s wealth to be rubbed in our faces, considering it was alleged last week that she was paid $2 million to play a private New Year’s party in St. Bart’s for Colonel Gaddafi’s son, Hannibal. The Gaddafis have long been linked to terrorism, and hit the headlines last year when they celebrated the Lockerbie bomber’s return to Libya by giving him a hero’s welcome.
Other stars to make the top 5 were Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart (no.2), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (no.3) and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith (no.4). Posh Spice Victoria Beckham will be furious to learn that, despite whoring herself for the paps at every opportunity, she and David have slipped from no.3 to no. 5 on the list. Still, not bad for a common tart posh bird from Essex.
2009 saw the credit crunch and multinational banks blamed for a big chunk of the world’s wealth disappearing. Turns out this lot had it all!
See the full top 10 below.
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VICTORIA GETS HER BOOBS REDUCED
Victoria Beckham looked a little lot deflated today as she took her boys for frozen yoghurt (right).
The fashionista has reportedly had a third boob job, this time to reduce her massive 34DD’s to manageable 34B’s. They’re certainly looking much smaller than the massive funbags she was sporting in 2007 (left).
Sources tell us that this is the final step in her transformation from slutty looking WAG to respectable fashion designer.
We do hope David’s not a boob man. He certainly can’t be a bum man, there’s not a pick on her scrawny rear.
But hey, at least they don’t look like THIS any more!
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VICTORIA IN 10 YEARS TIME
The Daily Mail has run an article showing mock ups of how some celebrities might look in 10 years time, including Victoria Beckham.
We have to say that the older Victoria looks pretty much identical to how her (younger) sister Louise Adams, pictured below, looks at the moment.
Just goes to show what a difference having stacks of cash and access to Hollywood’s finest cosmetic practitioners can make.
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LILY GETS TOPLESS FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR RUSSIA
Dear Lily,
Next time you’re asked to do a topless photo shoot, please pay some thought to having your AA breasts airbrushed into a respectable C cup.
Or, better still, ask Victoria Beckham for the number of her surgeon!
Yours,
RumerMills
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VICTORIA POPS OUT FOR DINNER
Victoria Beckham flashed her gravity-defying ‘natural’ boob yesterday as she left Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Chelsea, West London. It seems that in her world -5 degrees is the perfect temperature for strutting around town in nothing but a skimpy blazer.
David and Victoria had enjoyed a romantic meal for 2 to mark his return to Italy, where he is once again on loan to AC Milan in preparation for joining the England football squad in the 2010 world cup. He looked great as ever, once again channeling the stockbroker look he’s become so fond of since returning to the UK for Christmas.
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BECKHAM FAMILY DAY OUT
Victoria Beckham appeared to have Cruella Deville to thank for her latest look as she stepped out of the Prince Edward Theatre in London’s West End with her eldest son Brooklyn. The pair had been for a pre-Xmas family day out with David and the rest of the family and had stopped off to take in a showing of the hit West End show Jersey Boys.
Speculation is mounting as to whether Victoria’s fur coat was real. Experts tell us that Victoria’s jacket is unlikely to have been made from the skin of 101 newborn puppies, but wouldn’t rule whether a few jungle bob-cats had been harmed in the making of it.
David meanwhile was looking fabulous as ever in a beige trench coat and flat cap, and his excellent dress sense seemed to have rubbed off on little Romeo who was quite the handsome chap in a beige suit jacket and matching bow tie. Pity the same couldn’t be said of Cruz, who looked more mugger than Mayfair in a rough looking black leather hoodie.
Cruz will really have to re-think his fashion if he wants to hang in this stylish set!
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VICTORIA LANDS IN LONDON
Victoria Beckham tried her best to reinvent what it means to be in mourning yesterday as she shimmied her way into London for the funeral of David’s grandfather, Joe West, wearing her best disco outfit. Thankfully she remembered what it means to be respectful by the time she arrived at the memorial service, looking funeral-chic in head to toe black.
Correction: We’re now hearing that Victoria actually came to London to be guest of honour at a Harper’s Bazaar dinner on Tuesday evening. Luckily this meant she was also able to swing by Joe’s funeral while in town.
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HOLLY SAMPSON – TIGER’S PORN STAR MISTRESS
Something seemed familiar to us when we first saw Tiger Woods’ latest mistress Holly Sampson, star of Suck It Dry 6 and Bare Breasted Bondage. Then it dawned on us – we’d seen those very same breasts just a few days before.
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VICTORIA’S DRESSES STOLEN AT KNIFE-POINT
Did you know that the dresses designed by Victoria Beckham were so popular on the black market that criminals would turn to hijack to get their hands on them? Nor did we.
The Daily Mail is reporting that $500,000 worth of dresses were stolen by knife-wielding hijackers after being picked up from the offices of 19 Entertainment, her manager Simon Fuller’s company, in South West London. The dresses had been bound for upmarket department store Neiman Marcus in New York. It is believed the thieves followed the delivery van as it left 19 and struck when the driver left the van to make a delivery at another office. As the driver returned to the van, two men with knives burst out of the back carrying large boxes filled with Victoria’s dresses. The driver was knocked to the ground and left shaken and bruised.
We’re glad someone was desperate to get their hands on these frocks – from what we’ve been hearing it’s certainly not the customers of Neiman Marcus!
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POSH SETS HER SIGHTS ON BLAKE LIVELY
Yves Saint Laurent had Catherine Deneuve, Karl Lagerfeld has Baptiste Giabiconi and Ralph Lauren has Valentina Zelyaeva. Just like all of the fashion greats before her, Posh Spice has decided she needs her very own muse and Gossip Girl star Blake Lively has the honour. Victoria has reportedly asked Blake to model her next collection of dresses after the two met at New York fashion week and ‘got on famously’.
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