POSH SPICE AT ELTON’S OSCAR PARTY
Victoria Beckham wore a stunning dress designed by none other than… Victoria Beckham to Elton John’s Oscar Party in LA last night.
Nice to know she rates her own creations above those of the world’s fashion greats!
Though we do have to admit she looks stunning. Pity husband David wasn’t there to see her… we’re starting to wonder if those separation rumours are true?
HAVE DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM SPLIT UP?
Shocking rumours that the Beckhams have split are flying around the offices of several top London newspapers. As yet they are completely unconfirmed but one source is alleging an announcement may be made in the coming weeks.
David is currently in Italy playing football for AC Milan while Victoria looks after herself kids in LA. If true this will come as a major surprise as, although their marriage hit a rocky patch 6 years ago following Rebecca Loos’ claims of an affair with David, the pair have otherwise seemed like the perfect couple – complete with the perfect family.
We’re not convinced this is true. As if this pair of attention seeking fame-addicts could resist rushing to the press with an announcement that would guarantee them weeks of front page coverage the world over!
Unless of course they’re worried the Cheryl and Ashley Cole scandal might detract from the attention they would get and are waiting for that to subside.
They could be waiting a while if reports that at least 5 other people women have come forward to claim affairs with Ashley are to be believed.
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VICTORIA CLAIMS TO BE THE SAME DRESS SIZE AS J-LO
In the most unlikely news we’ve heard all year, 10 Magazine published an interview with Victoria Beckham this week in which she claims to be the same dress size as Jennifer Lopez. According to Posh:
“My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes (LIE No. 1 – they only go up to a size 12, ruling out half the female population). Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore (LIE No. 2 – see below).”
The interviewer was clearly unable to hide her disbelief, forcing Posh to add:
“Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
Erm, NO-ONE!
As the pictures above show, their bodies couldn’t be more different. One clearly likes her grub and carries more junk than the average dumpster, while the other is dangerously malnourished and counts fresh air as one of her favourite foods.
We doubt J-Lo will be happy when news of this interview reaches her. Victoria’s shock at being the same size as her seems to us to be little more than a thinly veiled attempt at implying she’s a porker!
HISTORY IN THE MAKING: POSH WITHOUT HER MAKEUP
The world was thrown into chaos this week when Victoria Beckham was spotted looking like a normal mother of three.
The fashionista was caught in LA wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and presumably no makeup as she hid her face under a black bomber jacket. This is very out of character for Victoria, who’s never been seen looking anything other than immaculate – and has certainly never been known to pass up a photo opportunity.
Could there be another reason for the disguise? Bit of work done maybe?
Thankfully she’d returned to her glamorous best by the time she headed to LAX on Saturday to catch a flight to London, wearing a little black dress and chunky belt that are sure to set the trend for this season’s fashion.
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VICTORIA GETS HER BOOBS REDUCED
Victoria Beckham looked a little lot deflated today as she took her boys for frozen yoghurt (right).
The fashionista has reportedly had a third boob job, this time to reduce her massive 34DD’s to manageable 34B’s. They’re certainly looking much smaller than the massive funbags she was sporting in 2007 (left).
Sources tell us that this is the final step in her transformation from slutty looking WAG to respectable fashion designer.
We do hope David’s not a boob man. He certainly can’t be a bum man, there’s not a pick on her scrawny rear.
But hey, at least they don’t look like THIS any more!
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VICTORIA IN 10 YEARS TIME
The Daily Mail has run an article showing mock ups of how some celebrities might look in 10 years time, including Victoria Beckham.
We have to say that the older Victoria looks pretty much identical to how her (younger) sister Louise Adams, pictured below, looks at the moment.
Just goes to show what a difference having stacks of cash and access to Hollywood’s finest cosmetic practitioners can make.
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VICTORIA POPS OUT FOR DINNER
Victoria Beckham flashed her gravity-defying ‘natural’ boob yesterday as she left Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Chelsea, West London. It seems that in her world -5 degrees is the perfect temperature for strutting around town in nothing but a skimpy blazer.
David and Victoria had enjoyed a romantic meal for 2 to mark his return to Italy, where he is once again on loan to AC Milan in preparation for joining the England football squad in the 2010 world cup. He looked great as ever, once again channeling the stockbroker look he’s become so fond of since returning to the UK for Christmas.
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BECKHAM FAMILY DAY OUT
Victoria Beckham appeared to have Cruella Deville to thank for her latest look as she stepped out of the Prince Edward Theatre in London’s West End with her eldest son Brooklyn. The pair had been for a pre-Xmas family day out with David and the rest of the family and had stopped off to take in a showing of the hit West End show Jersey Boys.
Speculation is mounting as to whether Victoria’s fur coat was real. Experts tell us that Victoria’s jacket is unlikely to have been made from the skin of 101 newborn puppies, but wouldn’t rule whether a few jungle bob-cats had been harmed in the making of it.
David meanwhile was looking fabulous as ever in a beige trench coat and flat cap, and his excellent dress sense seemed to have rubbed off on little Romeo who was quite the handsome chap in a beige suit jacket and matching bow tie. Pity the same couldn’t be said of Cruz, who looked more mugger than Mayfair in a rough looking black leather hoodie.
Cruz will really have to re-think his fashion if he wants to hang in this stylish set!
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VICTORIA LANDS IN LONDON
Victoria Beckham tried her best to reinvent what it means to be in mourning yesterday as she shimmied her way into London for the funeral of David’s grandfather, Joe West, wearing her best disco outfit. Thankfully she remembered what it means to be respectful by the time she arrived at the memorial service, looking funeral-chic in head to toe black.
Correction: We’re now hearing that Victoria actually came to London to be guest of honour at a Harper’s Bazaar dinner on Tuesday evening. Luckily this meant she was also able to swing by Joe’s funeral while in town.
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VICTORIA’S DRESSES STOLEN AT KNIFE-POINT
Did you know that the dresses designed by Victoria Beckham were so popular on the black market that criminals would turn to hijack to get their hands on them? Nor did we.
The Daily Mail is reporting that $500,000 worth of dresses were stolen by knife-wielding hijackers after being picked up from the offices of 19 Entertainment, her manager Simon Fuller’s company, in South West London. The dresses had been bound for upmarket department store Neiman Marcus in New York. It is believed the thieves followed the delivery van as it left 19 and struck when the driver left the van to make a delivery at another office. As the driver returned to the van, two men with knives burst out of the back carrying large boxes filled with Victoria’s dresses. The driver was knocked to the ground and left shaken and bruised.
We’re glad someone was desperate to get their hands on these frocks – from what we’ve been hearing it’s certainly not the customers of Neiman Marcus!
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VINTAGE VICTORIA
We stumbled across this stunning picture of Victoria Beckham on the internet today and were reminded what beautiful, voluptuous, natural breasts she was blessed with.
To think that the media has endlessly accused the poor woman of having had breast enhancement surgery!
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POSH SETS HER SIGHTS ON BLAKE LIVELY
Yves Saint Laurent had Catherine Deneuve, Karl Lagerfeld has Baptiste Giabiconi and Ralph Lauren has Valentina Zelyaeva. Just like all of the fashion greats before her, Posh Spice has decided she needs her very own muse and Gossip Girl star Blake Lively has the honour. Victoria has reportedly asked Blake to model her next collection of dresses after the two met at New York fashion week and ‘got on famously’.
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IT’S OFFICIAL – CHARITY IS BACK IN FASHION
Victoria Beckham took some time out of her hard life of A-List parties, 5 star hotels and Michelin-starred restaurants to visit the poor folks of Clay County, Kentucky, with her eldest son Brooklyn. The pair stayed for 2 days and took part in a number of charitable activities, including teaching football, reading to toddlers and providing literacy tools to parents.
God help the kids of Clay County if they are taking literacy lessons from Posh! This is the woman who was famously quoted as saying she’s never read a book in her life (although she has written one).
We do have to ask what’s with the working men’s boots Victoria? This school in Clay County may be poor but it’s not quite a building site!
We also wonder what’s behind this sudden desire to ditch the heels and become a humanitarian. Please tell us there’s not an African adoption on the cards…
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TAKING ON THE MASTER… AND LOSING!
Drew Barrymore wore a $2,000 Victoria Beckham design to the LA premiere of her new film Everybody’s Fine last night. We have to ask what she was thinking. Squeezing herself into a Victoria Beckham dress was always going to be a brave choice, but by wearing one that Posh has already been spotted in she opened herself up to comparisons – as did Z-list carol singer Katherine Jenkins at the GQ Awards in London in September.
These wannabes have got to realise that these garments were designed by a size zero stick for size zero sticks – while wearing one guarantees attention, it also guarantees looking fat and frumpy!
GYM BUNNY
